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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 25, 2006 11:37:09 GMT -5
I was actually 6/6 in that game. I've just always done it that way. Keep as much space from people as possible. It just makes sense.
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 11:44:14 GMT -5
The worst is when all the urinals are full and you have to wait in line. During halftime of a Penn State game, you have nothing to do but just suck it up.
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jul 25, 2006 11:46:50 GMT -5
Or when you are at a Nascar race, those are worse than anything when trying to find a urinal.
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 11:49:16 GMT -5
Man Law Names: The Wedding Law
Description: You may only make an objection during a wedding if you are trying to get the girl getting married.
a) If you are the best man, then more power to you.
Sportsbuck: Especially when you are at Darlington and there is just a wall you you pee on.
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 25, 2006 12:02:32 GMT -5
Sportsbuck: Especially when you are at Darlington and there is just a wall you you pee on. That how it is at Lowe's too. |
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 25, 2006 12:03:08 GMT -5
Man Law: Clothing
Pants are deemed to be too tight if they reveal pocket content.
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 12:04:25 GMT -5
what if pocket contents are some size?
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D-Mac
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Post by D-Mac on Jul 25, 2006 12:05:47 GMT -5
no exception i approve of the clothing thing.
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 25, 2006 12:11:06 GMT -5
what if pocket contents are some size? Exceptions are made for rolled up wads of cash. As well as when wearing a sporting uniform. |
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 12:20:08 GMT -5
ok I can go with that... Approved
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 25, 2006 12:51:38 GMT -5
First off, the urinal thing is awful at the Linc. The lines are huge. It is better than the Vet though when people went in the sink. It sucks when you are alone along a line of urinals and someone comes up and stands next do you. This one kid did it to me in school and I guess he tries to be funny to cover up his lover for the meat.
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 25, 2006 13:16:04 GMT -5
Man law: A man does not make a big deal out of leaving a message board.
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 13:16:54 GMT -5
I approve
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D-Mac
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Post by D-Mac on Jul 25, 2006 13:19:15 GMT -5
i friggin approve that, that is so weird I just typed into Spartans thing to just say good bye and stop leaving these big gay threads about leaving, ha what a coincidence.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 25, 2006 18:08:58 GMT -5
Man Law Name: Questionable Hook Up Law
Description: If a man hooks up with a 'questionable' female, his friends may only make fun of him for 10-15 days after the hook up.
Clause A: If you yourself haved not hooked up with a girl within the past month, you have no room to talk.
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Post by D-Mac on Jul 25, 2006 18:10:48 GMT -5
i approve
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 18:13:17 GMT -5
By questionable, we are speaking of a possible transvestite, no?
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 25, 2006 18:15:19 GMT -5
By questionable, we are speaking of a possible transvestite, no? Tranny, lab rat, Chernobyl survivor, a girl who is anywhere near the 400 lb mark on the scale. |
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 18:15:51 GMT -5
Okay, good call.
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Post by McGahee on Jul 25, 2006 19:49:52 GMT -5
Alrighty I'll give one a shot...
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest...
And another...
You may exaggerate any anecdote by 50% without recrimination... beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bull(plop).
Clause A: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.
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