darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 26, 2006 14:03:51 GMT -5
Approved and added.
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USN
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 14:10:25 GMT -5
another word to add to the banned vocab man law would be cute
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USN
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 14:22:20 GMT -5
No Female Magazine Law- No man should read/own any female or celebrity driven magazines (Cosmo, People, Us. etc.)
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 14:58:07 GMT -5
Man Law: Band Aid
Description: No man wears a band aid. Suck it up.
Clause A) Man must wear a band aid if they are playing a contact sport and the fluids from the cut may get onto another man.
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cooljayhu
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You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch
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Post by cooljayhu on Jul 26, 2006 15:12:50 GMT -5
I personally object to the "No Hitting Girls" rule. If a girl hits you in the balls or more than 2 times in the face then I completely defend striking them back.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 26, 2006 15:15:32 GMT -5
Disagree with Freak somewhat.
A cut on the finger, not so much. A large cut or bloody type scrape does. Because you can put some neosporen (I spelled it wrong, so what) on that and cover it up. Prevents scars so your body looks it's best around the town or pool for members of the opposite sex.
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Jul 26, 2006 15:49:20 GMT -5
I object getting rid of the word cute. I use it quite frequently in my speech, and my favorite band includes the word in its title.
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 26, 2006 20:55:29 GMT -5
Sorry, the word cute is banned, but I like you so I'll only need two fingers. I'll add a clause in reguards to what Bama said.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 22:15:35 GMT -5
Can you really ban cute? I mean, what is a puppy than? Sexy? No, a puppy is freaking cute. And if you are talking to a lady, cute is a good word to use. You just can't call a man cute, or anything manly for that matter.
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Keeper
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Post by Keeper on Jul 26, 2006 22:16:39 GMT -5
Cute is here to stay.
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jul 26, 2006 22:17:11 GMT -5
Man Law: The Keeper Law
Description: No man shall discuss clothing over sports under any circumstances, even with hot girls who don't like sports.
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Jul 26, 2006 22:19:14 GMT -5
I deserve an exception. I mean c'mon. Look at my MySpace. I'll post pictures of my closet. There's no possible way I can follow this law without significant financial loss. |
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 22:19:39 GMT -5
Man Law: The Keeper Law Description: No man shall discuss clothing over sports under any circumstances, even with hot girls who don't like sports. Eh, I don't know about that. There are times when you need to talk about clothes. The Setting: The room after the party. Clothing: Man: You should take that Hollister top off. Lady: Sure. Sports: Man: Did you see Alfonso Soriano is on the market? Lady: *Slams Door* |
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 26, 2006 22:20:21 GMT -5
Usma, is that you on Freak's sexy sig?
If so, XMFD.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 22:22:32 GMT -5
That is him, me, and some guy.
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 26, 2006 22:23:57 GMT -5
Sexy pic, Freak.
Now I have to go change my shirt.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 22:25:37 GMT -5
Sexy pic, Freak. Now I have to go change my shirt. I am flattered. I took about 6 of myself today. All of equal sexiness. I can send them to you on myspace and we can go meet somewhere. |
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 26, 2006 22:47:00 GMT -5
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darjarbinx
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Chase Utley = My Boo
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 27, 2006 10:02:33 GMT -5
Okay I allowed cute to stay, but we may need to post a law about no flirting with guys via myspace if you don't cut it out  |
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Post by DaBears54 on Jul 27, 2006 13:42:45 GMT -5
Man Law: The Purse Law
Description: When a man is forced to hold his loved one's purse, he shall hold it for no longer than 1 minute. If holding time exceeds 1 minute, the purse is placed behind your feet so it may not be seen by others.
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