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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 27, 2006 13:46:20 GMT -5
Pool/Beach Law: If you are enjoying laying in the sun, perhaps doing a little reading while your at it, you have to leave at least five chairs between you and the nearest man out there. Also, one must swim as much as he lays in the sun, as not to look like a woman laying out.
a)There is an exception if you are with your significant other and they force a break in the five chair distance.
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 27, 2006 13:54:49 GMT -5
This thread smells like sexual insecurity.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 27, 2006 14:04:36 GMT -5
This thread smells like sexual insecurity. Yes it does, but isn't that the point of "man" laws in the first place? No one is completely secure in their sexuality. It's one of those things that no one is completely comfortable in. Not so much gay/straight, but sexuality in general. I mean, how many men worry about the size of their.....how to put this.......member? There's a reason I get 30 emails a day asking if I want a pill to make me grow down there, because every man it seems is insecure about that. So yeah, everyone is insecure, hence making this laws mildy humorous. |
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 27, 2006 14:36:17 GMT -5
Bears, we already have a purse law.
BTW, I'm gay.
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Post by bravest on Jul 27, 2006 15:29:27 GMT -5
Cooking Law: Never make dinner. It's not your job.
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Post by cooljayhu on Jul 27, 2006 15:55:47 GMT -5
I have an admentment to add to the last one:
Never wash the dishes, it ain't your job either. Unless it means getting some and/or ur girlfriend moving out (ala The Break-Up)
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 27, 2006 16:00:14 GMT -5
I have no problem cooking or doing the dishes. This proposed man law sucks.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 27, 2006 16:25:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I cook for myself a lot. Nothing wrong with that.
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Post by McGahee on Jul 27, 2006 16:48:41 GMT -5
I can't cook... but if I could, I think I might try to cook myself once in awhile...
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 27, 2006 17:32:20 GMT -5
I disapprove. "Cooking" includes grilling at tailgate parties and such. Perhaps a better law is
Only a man is allowed to operate the grill outside of a sporting event. Using charcoal.
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cooljayhu
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Post by cooljayhu on Jul 27, 2006 17:49:46 GMT -5
Or how about cooking is only permitted if single or if using the BBQ
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Post by DaBears54 on Jul 27, 2006 17:50:55 GMT -5
Bears, we already have a purse law. BTW, I'm gay. Which one is it? |
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 27, 2006 18:21:56 GMT -5
Holy crap, DJB is gay? When did this happen?
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Post by McGahee on Jul 27, 2006 18:23:51 GMT -5
maybe he was originally BJB not DJB, and the bj stands for u know, and the other b stands for buddy, but he was playing a mind game to cover it up, so he did d instead of b... or something
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Post by DaBears54 on Jul 27, 2006 18:37:23 GMT -5
I would of never guessed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 28, 2006 9:03:02 GMT -5
No mind games. I like teh weiner.
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jul 28, 2006 9:40:47 GMT -5
"I **** this hot lady friend of ours on the side so as to be not all the way gay, but my tubby husband--he loves the ****."
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Post by Keeper on Jul 28, 2006 11:19:49 GMT -5
Cooking is acceptable.
Keeper owns at Mexican food. And bacon. Neither of which are on a grill.
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Post by TJFOR3 on Jul 28, 2006 11:23:30 GMT -5
Keeper owns at Taquitos in the microwave
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Post by Keeper on Jul 28, 2006 11:25:14 GMT -5
That too.
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