Alex Confer
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"Welcome to where time stands still; no one leaves and no one will."
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Post by Alex Confer on Jul 28, 2006 14:47:36 GMT -5
 What does that do for ya, DJB? |
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darjarbinx
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Chase Utley = My Boo
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 28, 2006 15:29:22 GMT -5
I wish I had an honest answer.
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darjarbinx
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Chase Utley = My Boo
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Post by darjarbinx on Aug 2, 2006 8:48:59 GMT -5
This thread is too important to be on the second page. We are always looking for new Man Laws.
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damajackal
Varsity
"That's a Smith and Wesson... and you've had your six."
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Post by damajackal on Aug 3, 2006 4:47:05 GMT -5
I think an intentional pun should be followed by a very sincere apology or much deserved public execution.
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Aug 3, 2006 11:27:33 GMT -5
Man Law: The Emo Song Law (or the My Revenge on Keeper who isn't Jesus Law)
Description: No man may listen to a song that has more than 6 words in its title, or an album with more than 5 words in its title.
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Aug 3, 2006 13:23:40 GMT -5
Man Law: The Emo Song Law (or the My Revenge on Keeper who isn't Jesus Law) Description: No man may listen to a song that has more than 6 words in its title, or an album with more than 5 words in its title. Most songs/albums that have that many words in the title aren't emo. The only "emo" band I can think of is Dashboard Confessional. Everything else is post-hardcore, pop punk, pop rock, metalcore - not "emo". This is a retarded man law suggestion and I refuse to accept it as one. |
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McGahee
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Raaraaraa It's A Boy
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Post by McGahee on Aug 3, 2006 15:56:02 GMT -5
I accept it, because if it isn't emo, then it needs to be placed in it's own category. Then we can make fun of that category instead of just emo because all the "our band sounds emo but isn't" people are so uptight about it.
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Post by Freak93 on Aug 6, 2006 14:27:34 GMT -5
Glad to see this thread is going good.
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Post by DaBears54 on Aug 6, 2006 23:07:15 GMT -5
I was at work today, peeing. The guy walks up next to me and lest out a moan, violation of a man law. I punched him and said "You are not a man"
</pointless story>
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Post by Freak93 on Aug 8, 2006 13:04:40 GMT -5
Pictures of naked fat chicks must not be posted on the boards.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Aug 8, 2006 15:29:22 GMT -5
Pictures of naked fat chicks must not be posted on the boards. Who was the immature kid who posted that?? |
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Post by dkgojackets on Aug 8, 2006 23:40:22 GMT -5
Man Law: No discussing of the "Backstreet Boys" and other gay male pop bands.
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LjSnUo
Varsity
Dipset all day
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Post by LjSnUo on Aug 9, 2006 6:16:30 GMT -5
Calling a straight man gay at any time should be a violaiton of a man law.
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Post by dkgojackets on Aug 9, 2006 10:38:56 GMT -5
One can be straight yet still act gay.
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Aug 9, 2006 11:27:26 GMT -5
Calling a straight man gay at any time should be a violaiton of a man law. I approve completely. |
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Post by Freak93 on Sept 4, 2006 17:16:13 GMT -5
Bro's before Ho's.
Motorcycles are made for one man. No exceptions.
Only men may man a grill.
An umbrella is for the following:
A) One Man
B) Man & Woman
C) Woman & Woman
Man can only cry when:
A) A heroic family dog dies
B) The hottest woman agrees to share a 'special handshake' with you
C) Watching Rudy
D) When she bites
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r3dnek
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I Engage In Hot Gay Bathroom Sex
Nick who? Roll what? $4 million a year can't buy you an Iron Bowl!
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Post by r3dnek on Sept 4, 2006 17:34:39 GMT -5
Face Law: NO man should ever touch another man's face for any reason whatsoever. If a man should happen to have something on his face and another man notices it, that other man should only point to that something and say "You got something right there man" but at no point should the man attempt to get it off the other man's face. If the man can't find the thing on his face, he should either go to a mirror, leave it there, or find a woman to get it off for him.
Only women can touch men on the face, end of story.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Sept 4, 2006 17:36:36 GMT -5
Freak: Amend the law to include Brian's Song in the no cry portion. If you don't tear up a bit, you're not a man.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Sept 4, 2006 17:36:38 GMT -5
Face Law: NO man should ever touch another man's face for any reason whatsoever. If a man should happen to have something on his face and another man notices it, that other man should only point to that something and say "You got something right there man" but at no point should the man attempt to get it off the other man's face. If the man can't find the thing on his face, he should either go to a mirror, leave it there, or find a woman to get it off for him. Only women can touch men on the face, end of story. What if there's a need to punch him in the face? |
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r3dnek
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I Engage In Hot Gay Bathroom Sex
Nick who? Roll what? $4 million a year can't buy you an Iron Bowl!
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Post by r3dnek on Sept 4, 2006 17:38:47 GMT -5
well, i meant in anything other than a violent manner
maybe we could include the punching thing as a clause
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