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Post by detroitbasketball on Sept 4, 2006 17:40:53 GMT -5
So we have:
FACE LAW - No man should ever touch another man on the face in a non-violent manner.
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Post by Freak93 on Sept 4, 2006 17:42:45 GMT -5
Bama, how about this, A man can cry only in sports movies. Stuff like Brians Song, Rudy, movies like that.
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Post by Big Ten World on Sept 6, 2006 21:37:16 GMT -5
Man Law: No man shall enter a Best Buy only to shop in Kitchen Appliance Department.
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Post by Freak93 on Sept 6, 2006 21:43:34 GMT -5
Man Law: No man shall enter a Best Buy only to shop in Kitchen Appliance Department. That is a must as a man law. |
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Sept 6, 2006 22:08:55 GMT -5
Man Law: No man shall enter a Best Buy only to shop in Kitchen Appliance Department. Amendment: 1. The same law is in place at Circuit City, for the 3 people that shop there. |
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Bearsbacker
Varsity
I'm sick of the Hokies.......Vick blows....I'm a bigger Bears fan anyway!
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Post by Bearsbacker on Sept 6, 2006 22:40:42 GMT -5
I propose an amendment to the crying law:
1) Man may cry at passing of loved one, for three days. He must then consider his own life for a minimum of seven days. Failure to do so is a direct violation of man law, all violators will be prosecuted.
2) Said creator of said man law cited an instance when a heroic family dog dies as an exception to the crying law. I propose we amend that to include movies that depict the same occurance. Perhaps even books that do the same as well.
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Alex Confer
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"Welcome to where time stands still; no one leaves and no one will."
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Post by Alex Confer on Sept 6, 2006 22:44:44 GMT -5
I wish to propose a man law:
No man laws.
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Post by Freak93 on Sept 7, 2006 18:01:25 GMT -5
I wish to propose a man law: No man laws. We need them. We can't have guys like Louie Anderson, Michael Jackson, and Rosie O'Donnell calling themselves men. That is a disgrace to all of us real men. |
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D-Mac
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M-I-Z-Z-O-U
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Post by D-Mac on Sept 7, 2006 18:05:16 GMT -5
So we have: FACE LAW - No man should ever touch another man on the face in a non-violent manner. I saw a kid do this 2day in school. I was standing right next to these 2 guys and one of em goes her ur growin some facial hair and the one started feelin it and then he tells his friend to do the same. I seriously almost turned around and beat the s*** out of em. |
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Post by Freak93 on Sept 7, 2006 18:10:06 GMT -5
Wait, they did that to a girl or you?
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 16, 2007 21:37:56 GMT -5
Good Game Law: You can only say you had a 'good game' if you're gear and/or clothing have a deep stench to them. This represents the effort you put in for your team.
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ryandman89
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Post by ryandman89 on Jul 16, 2007 21:43:00 GMT -5
Good Game Law: You can only say you had a 'good game' if you're gear and/or clothing have a deep stench to them. This represents the effort you put in for your team. EDIT::Good Game Law: You can only say you had a 'good game' if your gear and/or clothing have a deep stench to them. This represents the effort you put in for your team. Gotta use proper English! |
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 16, 2007 21:52:35 GMT -5
Good Game Law: You can only say you had a 'good game' if you're gear and/or clothing have a deep stench to them. This represents the effort you put in for your team. EDIT::Good Game Law: You can only say you had a 'good game' if your gear and/or clothing have a deep stench to them. This represents the effort you put in for your team. Gotta use proper English! I'm partially out of it. I worked with a little bit of moldy things today so that is going to get the blame. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 16, 2007 21:52:54 GMT -5
This thread desperately needed to be bumped.
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jul 16, 2007 22:08:46 GMT -5
Bumping Law - No bumping one-year-old threads.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 16, 2007 22:10:58 GMT -5
Bumping Law - No bumping one-year-old threads. Luckily this thread isn't a year old.  |
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darjarbinx
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Chase Utley = My Boo
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 17, 2007 7:29:37 GMT -5
I'll add both to the list. This thread needs to come back.
Man Law Name:
Description:
Use this template and we'll give you a yay nor nay. I just reread the laws and some of them are classic. What were we thinking?
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 17, 2007 13:11:01 GMT -5
Man Law Name: Bad News Law
Description: Never deliver any bad news on a Friday since you never want to ruin anyone's weekend.
Clause A) You may do it as an employer. Delivering bad news when there is a work day following can lead to guns coming into work.
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darjarbinx
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Chase Utley = My Boo
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 17, 2007 14:04:30 GMT -5
I like it. I can't tell you how many times my work has been shot up by lunatics.
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Leak2Troupe03
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Post by Leak2Troupe03 on Jul 17, 2007 15:15:33 GMT -5
Man Law Name: Beach Law
Description: When you are at the beach you should not where a speedo in public on a popular beach. The males came to see women, and girls their age half naked, not grown men.
(I actually witnessed a grown male, who appeared to be gay, wearing a speedo at Ocean City last weekend. If im not mistaken, a speedo is for actual swimmers, not for taking a dip in the ocean at the beach)
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