Awkward

[cooljayhu]

So yeah today my mom walked into my room as my "personal reflection time" was "coming to a close". Didn't knock and I actually think she was in the room for a sec or two before I realized she was there (I was very preoccupied). It was incredibly awkward at least for me cause I dont think she saw me. So anyway ever had this situation?

As an aside have your parents discussed this with you or do they know about you doing it? (although I'm sure most parents know at least on some level) I have never discussed it with them I honestly I prefer not to thats a level of awkardness I have never seen.

[Keeper]

Ahahahaha I have a great story in this vein, but I'm not sure I want to share it.

[Freak93]

I was watching 'Harold and Kumar go to White Castle' with some of my friend the one day when it gets to the part where they meet Freakshow's wife. Well anyway, my dad walks in and it was very uncomfortable. Needless to say, he made a big speech on how he likes boobs and is not at all gay. It would not have been as bad if my gay friend's brother would not have been there.

That really sucks for you though man. I keep my door locked and just try to give off the pissed off person vibe as best I can. That usually makes everyone knock now. After they do, I act all pissed saying I was studying or something. It is sort of mean, but if that is how you have to get knocks on the door, you have to do it I guess.

[cooljayhu]

keepereusc said:

vein

freudian slip? and freak that would work if I had a lock

[Sportsbuck]

I've been lucky enough to not have that experience with my parents..

[Keeper]

Alright, so while my parents were out one day, I snuck a girl over, and we were fooling around in my bedroom for a while. Needless to say, she was a bit tight. Anyway, we have some fun, she leaves quickly, I think I'm in the clear, I'm a happy dude.

Later that day, my mom asks me what the blood stain on my bedsheets is from.

[Freak93]

keepereusc said:

Alright, so while my parents were out one day, I snuck a girl over, and we were fooling around in my bedroom for a while. Needless to say, she was a bit tight. Anyway, we have some fun, she leaves quickly, I think I'm in the clear, I'm a happy dude.

Later that day, my mom asks me what the blood stain on my bedsheets is from.

[Just Blaze]

keepereusc said:

Alright, so while my parents were out one day, I snuck a girl over, and we were fooling around in my bedroom for a while. Needless to say, she was a bit tight. Anyway, we have some fun, she leaves quickly, I think I'm in the clear, I'm a happy dude.

Later that day, my mom asks me what the blood stain on my bedsheets is from.

Ugh, i hate the tight ones but did you lie to your mom about the blood?

[PrimadonnaPictures]

i haven't had that situation yet and hope never..

as for the "talk" my parents and I were in the living roomwhen i was like 16 and I had a g/f at the time and my mom was like im gonna go and your dad needs to talk to you and my dad goes so yeah your mom wants me to talk to you but I don't and I was like yeah its cool dad you gave me the talk if mom asks he said ok cool, ill be upstairs.

[Keeper]

silverblazer said:

Ugh, i hate the tight ones but did you lie to your mom about the blood?

I must've had a really bad nosebleed the night before.

What's worse is that I think she bought the answer.

[JacktheRipper]

My dad caught me smoking pot one night...

Does that count?

[PrimadonnaPictures]

bamarulz2020 said:

My dad caught me smoking pot one night...

Does that count?

not really... but isn't your dad a cop?

[JacktheRipper]

paperbaghaircuts said:

bamarulz2020 said:

My dad caught me smoking pot one night...

Does that count?

not really... but isn't your dad a cop?

If by cop, you meant chemical engineer than yes.

Sorry, I had nothing to add to the convo and that was the only thing I could relate to cooljay's tale. I like the sound of my own voice sometimes...

[JackTheRipper]

Thankfully never been caught in the act and my parents usually knock.

[Jay [FSU]]

My parents caught me and my girlfriend doing it on my bed.
At college.
They just walked in to my dorm. Totally unexpected, totally random visit. At 10 at night.
The only question they asked: "Why didn't you lock the fucking door?"
My reply: "I was expecting you."

[Just Blaze]

jnelson14 said:

My parents caught me and my girlfriend doing it on my bed.
At college.
They just walked in to my dorm. Totally unexpected, totally random visit. At 10 at night.
The only question they asked: "Why didn't you lock the fucking door?"
My reply: "I was expecting you."

That reminded me of somethin I went thru too. When I was at George Mason, i was "playin" around with some girl in my dorm room around 9 PM when my roommate (who I thought had driven to Baltimore) walked in, looked at us, said "oops" and walked out.

The next day everyone on the dorm floor kept wrecking on me but I know Im not the only one who "played" around with girls on our all guy dorm floor.

[JackTheRipper]

jnelson14 said:

My parents caught me and my girlfriend doing it on my bed.
At college.
They just walked in to my dorm. Totally unexpected, totally random visit. At 10 at night.
The only question they asked: "Why didn't you lock the fucking door?"
My reply: "I was expecting you."

Oh yeah, that reminds me. My parents didn't catch me and my gf in the act, per se, but my dad knew what was going on. He pulled me out of the room and gave me a talking to. Didn't really stop me.

[detroitbasketball]

jnelson14 said:

My parents caught me and my girlfriend doing it on my bed.
At college.
They just walked in to my dorm. Totally unexpected, totally random visit. At 10 at night.
The only question they asked: "Why didn't you lock the fucking door?"
My reply: "I was expecting you."

May I ask how your girlfriend reacted to this?

[Jay [FSU]]

detroitbasketball said:

jnelson14 said:

My parents caught me and my girlfriend doing it on my bed.
At college.
They just walked in to my dorm. Totally unexpected, totally random visit. At 10 at night.
The only question they asked: "Why didn't you lock the fucking door?"
My reply: "I was expecting you."

May I ask how your girlfriend reacted to this?

If this answers your question:
Two minutes after they left (they just came to drop off my ID card), she initiated sexual activity again.

[JackTheRipper]

jnelson14 said:

detroitbasketball said:

May I ask how your girlfriend reacted to this?

If this answers your question:
Two minutes after they left (they just came to drop off my ID card), she initiated sexual activity again.

She's strong in the ways of the force.