Awkward

[D-Mac]

never been caught wackin, but with a girl yes.

[JackTheRipper]

kcswagga816 said:

never been caught wackin, but with a guy yes.

Fixed.

[Jay [FSU]]

jacktheripper said:

jnelson14 said:

If this answers your question:
Two minutes after they left (they just came to drop off my ID card), she initiated sexual activity again.

She's strong in the ways of the force.

If by that you mean she gives good brain and screws like a Skil Powerdrill, then she's goddamn Yoda.

[SilverChaosVII]

My girlfriends mom walked in on us before... but never caught with myself lol

[Jay [FSU]]

silverchaosvii said:

My girlfriends mom walked in on us before... but never caught with myself lol

I hope you turned around, looked her right in the eye, and said "Watch out, you're next!"

[D-Mac]

jacktheripper said:

kcswagga816 said:

never been caught wackin, but with a guy yes.

Fixed.

Lol wow

[JackTheRipper]

kcswagga816 said:

jacktheripper said:

Fixed.

Lol wow

Yeah, that's right.

[cooljayhu]

So yeah here's the ultimate awkward story. I wasn't sure I wanted to share this cause I have never actually shared this before.

So me and a few friends went out to a bar two years ago and I managed to pick up a half-decent, really drunk girl, which is a rare occurence due to my physical attributes (lets face we have all settle for a lagoon creature at least once). With me living an hour away my place was out of the question so despite her parents being asleep upstairs we went to her pad.

So we go downstairs and get "down to business". Just after we were done and I had changed (I'm a get in get home kinda guy), I could see the expression change on her face. I could tell this girl was gonna yak something fierce so I got outta firing range. She puked everywhere for like a good 5 mins. In all the commotion her parents woke up and came downstairs. Hearing them come down I quickly morhped into the shadows and at the first opportunity bolted up the stairs and out the door running as fast as possible. But that wasn't the end of it

So I get about a block away before I realize that my pocket was a little light. I had left my fucking cell phone in her house. So what was I to do? Take the walk of shame back and get the phone or buy a new $300 phone. I chose option A (although I am not sure why now) and I made the slow walk back to her house. Needless to say the convo with her extremely pissed dad was awkward and was honestly not worth the $300 I would have spent on the new phone.

[LjSnUo]

You have to explain that convo. holy shit thats good stuff.

[Jay [FSU]]

I agree with LjSnUo. Do tell.

[Maize]

So this is a good awkward story. Not with partents, but with my ex girlfriend.

I have a friend, who for a while was without a car, so I drove her home after school for a while. This was at the start of last year, so I had been dating my girl for about a year.

One day, the girl I'm driving home decides she needs to change before work, was running late, and decided to just change in my car. We alway were very playful, and I never did much with her, but she was comfortable around me and was down to bra and underwear pretty quick. We're sitting in the school parking lot, and she decides that she's going to go without wearing her underwear - off and the floor.

I get her to work, and then go to my girlfriends to study. We decide to go out for some dinner, and she finds.... yeah, a baby blue thong under my seat. Try to explain that....

Getting out of it is still one of my best moments ever....

[Freak93]

maizeandblue15 said:

Getting out of it is still one of my best moments ever....

How did you get out of it?

[Maize]

I told her that it must have fallen out of her bag when she was getting ready for work. I said she had another change of clothes with her, and it must have fallen out. Played it off well, and it worked out alrite. We shared a laugh, then some chicken, some sex.....

[JackTheRipper]

Just further proof that women are stupid.

[SilverChaosVII]

HAHAHAHA lmao at your story Maize. Best shit ever

[cooljayhu]

basically the convo was something like this:

Him: "Blah blah blah f**king blah blah blah douche bag blah blah dumb punk.
Me: "I'm sorry, yeah I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."
Him: "Blah blah idiot blah blah blah slut blah blah blah asshole."

Yeah all I could come up with was I'm sorry, yeah. So sorry, yeah. So I offered to come inside and help clean but here's the kicker as soon as I located the cell I bolted the Michigan out of there again. I ran for like 5 minutes until I was sure he didn't follow me and murder me.

[Jay [FSU]]

cooljayhu said:

basically the convo was something like this:

Him: "Blah blah blah f**king blah blah blah douche bag blah blah dumb punk.
Me: "I'm sorry, yeah I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."
Him: "Blah blah idiot blah blah blah slut blah blah blah asshole."

Yeah all I could come up with was I'm sorry, yeah. So sorry, yeah. So I offered to come inside and help clean but here's the kicker as soon as I located the cell I bolted the Michigan out of there again. I ran for like 5 minutes until I was sure he didn't follow me and murder me.

I love your correct usage of the swear word.

[Freak93]

Cooljay, you made my day. Great story.

[cooljayhu]

I do what I can. Hear's another awkward and disturbing tale although it's starring my friend not me.

So, me and my friend went out one night drinking and shenaniganing around (I am using shenanigan in the place of a 4 letter word that starts with f) and he managed to pick this hottie. Seriously she was like a 9 at least. Anyway, he leaves with and gives me his keys to his apartment and tells me to crash there. After a few unsuccessful passes at some "hood rats" (oh 40-year-old virgin) I went home and passed out. it was about 4 in the morning when Eric (my friend knocked on the door frantically). I grogily stumble over to the door and opened it and what I say woke me the sheningan up. He was naked save for a newspaper that appeared to be pulled out of the trash and his cell and wallet. So here's a brief synopsis of what happened:

- girl takes him to her place
- the start drinking and dancing and then proceed to start fooling around
- they were soon both naked but she gets up from the bed and says "I has a suprise so close your eyes"
- he does thinking it will be totally awesome but when she says open them she was wearing a strap-on dildo. She actually wanted to sheningan him in the ass.

Needless to say my buddy grad his cell and wallet from the nightstand and ran up out of there. Good luck for him he took that shit out his pants or that psycho would have know where he lived. That shit was straight up crazy

[Freak93]

Wow. That is an epic tale. Damn, I just don't know what to say.