Awkward

[Leak2Troupe03]

keepereusc said:

Guy should've taken taken it in the ass, she was a 9, and he could've kept the detail to himself.

No way in hell. I wouldn't let no girl go there, I wouldn't have ran out though. I would've persuaded to do the norm, cause there aint no way any of that shit would be goin' down.

[cooljayhu]

You know how I know you're gay keeps? You just said you would take it up the ass.

[Keeper]

cooljayhu said:

You know how I know you're gay keeps? You just said you would take it up the ass.

Haha, fair enough, to be honest if I was drunk (I don't drink), and in that situation, I probably would've gone through with it, I can't lie. If the girl wanted to do that, you know she was a freak, and it probably would've been one hell of a night, even if you couldn't walk the next day.

[cooljayhu]

But seriously though even if noone else knew you took it in the ass you would know and that would haunt me till the day I died. Actually this is funny cause one of my former HS friends whose now a dick got caught getting fooked by his gf with a strap-on. Wow I have some fooked up friends.

[Just Blaze]

drunk or not, no guy should have anythin stuck up his ass. If I was in that situation I would raise my pimp hand and tell the bitch to whip the thing off lol.

[Sportsbuck]

silverblazer said:

sportsbuck2745 said:

I saw everything from the back, and waist up from the front.

damn, she must of let you look at her goods for a long ass time. hell, i walked in on my old girlfriend 2 years ago and she yelled at me lol. but we were chill after she got dressed and we went out.

Haha well when I walked in she had her back turned to me, then turned around and it took a few seconds for her to realize I was there.

[Freak93]

You should have used that time to pee in her butt.

[Sportsbuck]

You know, it really isn't a thread about girls if there isn't a pee in her butt comment.

[Freak93]

sportsbuck2745 said:

You know, it really isn't a thread about girls if there isn't a pee in her butt comment.

I got to thinking of that earlier comment you made about how I somehow reference sex in every post and I you are dead right. Am I over-compensating for all "gay" things I have done?

[cooljayhu]

or maybe you're just compensating for your gayness.

[Freak93]

cooljayhu said:

or maybe you're just compensating for your gayness.

Possibly. My main source of income is a job where I fold clothes.

[cooljayhu]

Ok so for the first time in a while (my previous stories happened years ago) I have story worth telling:

A group of my friends and I went to a local bar last night for $2 highballs (yeah on a Sat night, twas a gong show). After an hour or two there a spotted this hottie (ok she was a supreme butterface but I mean look at me) all alone. I (or at least my penis did) decided I was sufficently drunk enough to talk to her. I talked to her and whatever, she was pretty drunk so I asked her if she "wanted to get outta here". To my suprise she said yes and we cabbed to her place. We talked a little more and but soon started getting busy. However about halfway through I noticed she wasn't moving very much and to my suprise had actually passed f'n out! I was pissed dude cause I mean I was horny as fook but I couldn't do anything to her. I tried and tried but she just wouldn't wake up. I actually ended up checking her pulse to make sure she was alive.

I was about to just pack up shop but then I thought "This girl just fooked me over. This was the biggest cock block move of all time." So I made up my mind to do something devilish (although it was probably my penis and the booze that made the decision). In retalition for her passing out I popped in her face and left it there. I know, I know very dickish right? But I was so pissed cause it had been a long time well you know and I was incredibly horny.

[Keeper]

No you didn't

[cooljayhu]

Didn't I? Unfortunately I can't prove it with pics but trust me it happened.

[Freak93]

So wait, she passed out while you were "in the hotel room"?

[Keeper]

I do not even know what to think of that. It is awesome, sick, demented, hilarious, all-in-one.

[cooljayhu]

freak93 said:

So wait, she passed out while you were "in the hotel room"?

yeah dude I honestly couldn't fooking believe it. At first I thought she just sucked in the sack (you know the whole starfish move) but I soon realized she was out. Honestly until I did what I did, I felt like only half a man. Thats such a guy thing to do though, falling asleep during sex.

and oh shit I dont know why this popped into my head but a buddy of mine foot-fooked a girl he took home from the bar a while back.

[Freak93]

Wow, that may be the funniest story posted on DC. And a few other things, but I laughed pretty hard. It seems like you could be right there with the 'nasty sex story' discussion in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'.

[cooljayhu]

dude I dont think I have actually ever had "normal sex" it seems that I'll always manage to find the nastiest, freakiest drunk chick in the bar every time.

[JackTheRipper]

I like to surprise my girlfriend in a houdini kind of way, if you catch my drift.