Your Favorite Movie Rants/Speeches

[cooljayhu]

Any Given SUnday

You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f--king difference between winnin' and losin'! Between livin' and dyin'! I'll tell ya this: In any fight, it's the guy who's willin' to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!! Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him! That's a team, gentleman! And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?

Braveheart

And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?...Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live - at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)

[Sportsbuck]

Friday Night Lights

Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!

I want you to take a moment, and I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other in your hearts forever because forever is about to happen here in just a few minutes. I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about Boobie Miles, who is your brother. And he would die to be out there in that field with you tonight. And I want you to put that in your hearts. Boys my heart is full. My heart is full.

It took me a long time to realize that, uh, there ain't much difference between winnin' and losin', except for how the outside world treats you. But inside you, it's about all the same. It really is. Fact of the matter is, I believe that, uh, our only curses are the ones that are self-imposed. You know what I'm sayin'? We, all of us, dig our own holes.

Varsity Blues

If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?

The Program

I don't know, its the battle, the going to war with the other guys, hanging together, having our own dorm, staying in hotels the night before the games, setting ourselves apart, being different than everybody else, having a chance to be somebody, to do something that people look up to you for, your strength, your courage, not everybody can play football... were the lucky ones

Remember the Titans

This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.

Tonight we got Hayfield, like all the other schools in this confrence their all white, they don't have to worry about race, we do. let me tell you somthing you don't let anyone come between us, nothing tears us apart, Greek mythology the Titans were greater even than the gods, they ruled their universe with absolute power well that football field out there that's our universe. Let's rule it like titans.

(Coach Boone)It's all right. We're in a fight. You boys are doing all that you can do. Anybody can see that. Win or lose... We gonna walk out of this stadium tonight with our heads held high. Do your best. That's all anybody can ask for.
(Big Julius)No, it ain't Coach. With all due respect, uh, you demanded more of us. You demanded perfection. Now, I ain't saying that I'm perfect, 'cause I'm not. And I ain't gonna never be. None of us are. But we have won every single game we have played till now. So this team is perfect. We stepped out on that field that way tonight. And, uh, if it's all the same to you, Coach Boone, that's how we want to leave it.
(Coach Yoast)Yeah. I hope you boys have learned as much from me this year as I've learned from you. You've taught this city how to trust the soul of a man rather than the look of him. And I guess it's about time I joined the club

[Freak93]

Team America: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get INTERCOURSED by dicks. But dicks also INTERCOURSE assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can INTERCOURSE an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they INTERCOURSE too much or INTERCOURSE when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us INTERCOURSE this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

[cooljayhu]

I think freak just set a new record for swear words in a post

and I listen to that FNL speech and the Sunday speech before every game I play.

[JackTheRipper]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:


Jay (to prostitute): First, I want you tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick it in. Then I wanna pinkie you while I stick it in your f***in friend's brown while Silent Bob watches and f***in spanks it in a dixie cup. Then, I wanna smell your titties for awhile. And you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to f***kin flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the dixie cup out.

Prostitute: Oh that's it honey. This job just passed the point of no return for me.
Jay: What? You said nasty!

[Freak93]

cooljayhu said:

I think freak just set a new record for swear words in a post

and I listen to that FNL speech and the Sunday speech before every game I play.

Shhh. I am hoping bama wouldn't notice and not delete the post because he has to.

[Sportsbuck]

The Replacements

All right, Sentinels. Listen up. There are some who will say that your accomplishments today will soon be forgotten, that you're not real players, that this isn't a real team. And I say that's bullshit. Because as of today, you're all professional football players. You're being paid to play, and I want to you to remember that, because the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago. Let's bring it in. Let's play some football.

You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.

When the Washington Sentinels left the stadium that date, there was no tickertape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a locker to be cleaned out, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because they had been part of something great. And greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance, these men lived it. - This might be the greatest quote I've ever read.

Listen up! By this time tomorrow the strike will be officially over and you men will be out of a job. Up until now Dallas hasn't been afraid of you, and they should be because you have a powerful weapon working for you. There is no tomorrow for you, and that makes you all very dangerous people!

[Sportsbuck]

cooljayhu said:

I think freak just set a new record for swear words in a post

and I listen to that FNL speech and the Sunday speech before every game I play.

Same here..

[JackTheRipper]

If you don't know what this is from...then shame on you.

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

[cooljayhu]

the replacements could have been if better casting had been done. Keanu Reeves as a QB? I know QBs are girly but Reeves was the best you could come up with?

[Maize]

Is there a better opening to a movie. Pans out over Boston, "Gimme Shelter" starts to play....

The Departed
I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the n-word don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

[Freak93]

Little Miss Sunshine: Christ! what are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. Your jail bait, their jail bait. You turn sixteen and your looking at three to five.

[JackTheRipper]

A couple from Goodfellas:

Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? F*** you, pay me.

You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can f*** around with you. It also means you could f*** around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member.

[TJFOR3]

I dont know the exact lines but remember the titans and miracle have some good ones.

Pretty much anything Herb Brooks says in Miracle...

[McGahee]

Oh if only Little Miss Sunshine didn't suck so badly... it's been a long time since I've seen Steve Carrell in a funny movie...

[Keeper]

mcgahee26 said:

Oh if only Little Miss Sunshine didn't suck so badly... it's been a long time since I've seen Steve Carrell in a funny movie...

LMS was a brilliant film, just not a laugh out loud comedy.

[I am a huge CUNT]

I found Little Miss Sunshine to be funny. I liked Dwayne and Grandpa.

[Sportsbuck]

LOL Little Miss Sunshine is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.. especially with Dwayne and Grandpa.

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jacktheripper said:

As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member.

And then Tommy gets wacked, heh.

[I am a huge CUNT]

sportsbuck2745 said:

LOL Little Miss Sunshine is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.. especially with Dwayne and Grandpa.

You gotta be gettin that young stuff.