JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 2, 2008 19:21:35 GMT -5
Oh, the most important thing: watch out for the Neutral Zone trap.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 3, 2008 2:56:34 GMT -5
Make sure your teammates didn't commit a penalty. It is a terrible feeling when you think you've scored but really all that work was for nothing. There is nothing more true than that. I say that having delt with such things recently. |
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Mar 3, 2008 10:16:51 GMT -5
This thread is magic.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 3, 2008 15:06:16 GMT -5
Don't forget to limit yourself to shorter shifts. 30-45 seconds and you're outta there.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 3, 2008 15:41:06 GMT -5
/tries to think of something relating to shooting from between the faceoff circles for maximum accuracy
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 3, 2008 15:45:41 GMT -5
Remember, you won't score with a hard shot sometimes you need a little finesse.
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 3, 2008 16:25:19 GMT -5
A tap in counts the same as a fancy move, just as long as you score.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 3, 2008 18:53:45 GMT -5
Look for one-timer opportunities.
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Keeper
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Post by Keeper on Mar 3, 2008 19:16:06 GMT -5
If someone's going to get dirty, don't be afraid to take the gloves off and dive right in.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 2:00:35 GMT -5
Sometimes a good aggressive forecheck is the way to go.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 2:04:32 GMT -5
Pee in her butt
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 2:06:02 GMT -5
Smack her titties around a bit, then stick it in her and pee. Or if you don't want to get her pregnant, pull out and pee on her leg. |
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Post by jct32 on Mar 5, 2008 21:52:14 GMT -5
I got a fastbreak tommorow, as long as we don't play (supposed to sleet/snow). But I think I'm going to trip on my skates before the score.
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 5, 2008 21:55:04 GMT -5
I got a fastbreak tommorow, WTF did you time travel? I didn't know the Delorean was a chick magnet. |
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D-Mac
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Post by D-Mac on Mar 5, 2008 23:22:05 GMT -5
have sex with her
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Buzz Killington
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Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Mar 5, 2008 23:33:06 GMT -5
If you're going unimpeded to goal, even if a defender commits a penalty on you, you still get a penalty shot out of it.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 6, 2008 0:16:11 GMT -5
If you're going unimpeded to goal, even if a defender commits a penalty on you, you still get a penalty shot out of it. When you're going in for the shot, you want to fake forehand and go top shelf with the backhand. Money. |
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Post by jct32 on Mar 6, 2008 8:00:39 GMT -5
I got a fastbreak tommorow, WTF did you time travel? I didn't know the Delorean was a chick magnet. No, but she once again told me that I need to come over and help her. Well, baseball is the only thing standing in the way of doing that, and its supposed to snow today and be like 30 degrees, so I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be going over there. |
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 6, 2008 8:54:45 GMT -5
WTF did you time travel? I didn't know the Delorean was a chick magnet. No, but she once again told me that I need to come over and help her. Well, baseball is the only thing standing in the way of doing that, and its supposed to snow today and be like 30 degrees, so I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be going over there. Oh yes, Oklahoma. Dude, I think even if it is going to be 70 and sun you still should not go to baseball if you think you have a decent chance of catching some. |
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 6, 2008 10:37:24 GMT -5
WTF did you time travel? I didn't know the Delorean was a chick magnet. No, but she once again told me that I need to come over and help her. Well, baseball is the only thing standing in the way of doing that, and its supposed to snow today and be like 30 degrees, so I'm pretty sure that I'm going to be going over there. Its oklahoma it never snows enough to cancel classes... They say winter storm and you get 2inches possibly.. its like going on a date with JTR. |
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