Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Feb 29, 2008 22:04:47 GMT -5
My first time I decided to buy condoms was towards the end of last summer, I was still 15. When I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy, there was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
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Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
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Post by Chief Bstn on Feb 29, 2008 22:19:43 GMT -5
lawls
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Just Blaze
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Patriots To The Super Bowl! Go Pats!
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Post by Just Blaze on Feb 29, 2008 22:36:26 GMT -5
you cant be serious......
i just lol'd my ass off.
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Post by dkgojackets on Feb 29, 2008 23:00:28 GMT -5
I came.
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Feb 29, 2008 23:03:44 GMT -5
My copypasta didn't format properly, but I'm not going to put the effort into fixing it.
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Post by SilverChaosVII on Feb 29, 2008 23:31:56 GMT -5
lmao, that was actually really funny Thank you for that giggle around almost midnight.
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 1, 2008 1:24:06 GMT -5
Nice.
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