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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 4, 2008 20:37:39 GMT -5
Can't
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Normal
Thinking
God. They piss me off.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 20:44:43 GMT -5
This is when you have to hit the bitch. Scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 20:48:20 GMT -5
I'm not even going to touch this one...but I have every reason to agree right now.
Bitches ain't shit folks
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 4, 2008 20:54:44 GMT -5
It's not my girlfriend, it's just a girl I'm friends with. She is an idiot I swear.
She had a boyfriend in 7th grade who cheated on her, who she hasn't gotten over yet. Pathetic. Then she complains when he talks to her and hugs her and how much she hates him when she keeps talking to him!!! ARE WE SERIOUS?!
She asked me to help her out and I was like HELL NO! YOUR A F***** IDIOT!
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 21:00:37 GMT -5
It's not my girlfriend, it's just a girl I'm friends with. She is an idiot I swear. She had a boyfriend in 7th grade who cheated on her, who she hasn't gotten over yet. Pathetic. Then she complains when he talks to her and hugs her and how much she hates him when she keeps talking to him!!! ARE WE SERIOUS?! She asked me to help her out and I was like HELL NO! YOUR A F***** IDIOT! This is the reason for your post!? Seriously? You could have been cheated on, that's a good reason. Or have a girl telling you she was going to break up with her boyfriend for you and then ended up screwing you over. Hell, you could just be invovled with a crazy bitch. All seem like a good reason for such a topic, but this...not so much. Just saying... |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 21:02:21 GMT -5
Stupid is an epidemic, people.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 4, 2008 21:05:51 GMT -5
Well when the same problem comes up 50 times and I say the same thing over and over again, I start to worry if she's mentally retarded.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 21:07:27 GMT -5
Well when the same problem comes up 50 times and I say the same thing over and over again, I start to worry if she's mentally retarded. Just assume she is and move on. |
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 4, 2008 21:10:23 GMT -5
Should I hit her tomorrow? Just for wasting my time?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 21:14:29 GMT -5
Should I hit her tomorrow? Just for wasting my time? Two words: Donkey Punch |
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 4, 2008 21:15:47 GMT -5
Sounds great.
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 4, 2008 21:19:15 GMT -5
If she is hot, punch her with your dick first.
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Post by dkgojackets on Mar 4, 2008 21:19:40 GMT -5
try hitting her
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 4, 2008 21:22:22 GMT -5
I was all set to link to the Goalie Thread.
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 21:47:22 GMT -5
I was all set to link to the Goalie Thread. This is where you charge the goalie and kick the shit out of him. |
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 4, 2008 22:03:02 GMT -5
I was all set to link to the Goalie Thread. This is where you charge the goalie and kick the shit out of him. Then you have to watch your back. Or worse, you may be banned from the league. |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 22:23:58 GMT -5
This is where you charge the goalie and kick the shit out of him. Then you have to watch your back. Or worse, you may be banned from the league. If Chris Simon can't get banned after all the shit he's pulled, you can beat the shit out of the goalie and not have to worry about it for long. |
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 4, 2008 22:31:08 GMT -5
Then you have to watch your back. Or worse, you may be banned from the league. If Chris Simon can't get banned after all the shit he's pulled, you can beat the shit out of the goalie and not have to worry about it for long. That is true. I guess even if you do get banned, you still have the foreign leagues and if you dare, you can try the minors. That is dangerous though. |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 4, 2008 22:39:17 GMT -5
If Chris Simon can't get banned after all the shit he's pulled, you can beat the shit out of the goalie and not have to worry about it for long. That is true. I guess even if you do get banned, you still have the foreign leagues and if you dare, you can try the minors. That is dangerous though. Sweden FTW |
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Post by Leak2Troupe03 on Mar 5, 2008 8:48:42 GMT -5
Well when the same problem comes up 50 times and I say the same thing over and over again, I start to worry if she's mentally retarded. Not mentally retarded, thats all females... Just get used to saying the same thing over and over and hearing her bitch about the guy because thats not going to change until she finds a new guy to bitch about. |
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