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Mar 11, 2008 20:14:14 GMT -5
Post by Claytons Crew on Mar 11, 2008 20:14:14 GMT -5
Not girl trouble anymore, I've got women trouble.
Don't know why I'm asking you guys but I will anyways. There is this trainers daughter that is extremely hot. She's a year younger then me but she acts 10 years older then what she is.
Well one day my assistants were talking about how much they want to bang her and I was on the other side while her Dad walked by my barn. Well he heard what they were saying and he began to get real defensive and started yelling a whole bunch of crap. So I walk over to see whats going on and as I got there he was leaving. As he was he saw me and stopped and said, "If I ever see any of you even look at her, including you I will beat the shit out of you." I wouldn't care less if this was just some guy, but this guy is huge even for his age of 45.
So on Sunday, I was waiting for a race to start and she came up to me and made small talk. The race started and she said "I've got to go, but here's my number, give me a call and lets hang out."
Now my grandfather was there when she gave me her number. The conversation went like this...
Him: you should call her now me: i aint calling her. her dad is already pissed at me. him: fukkin pussy. id be all over that.
I just laughed my ass of. But as it dawns on me, should I call her anyway? I mean she is 18 but does still live with her Dad. I think I'm going to call and hopefully her Dad was just hot-headed about the whole thing.
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Jay [FSU]
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Mar 11, 2008 20:47:11 GMT -5
Post by Jay [FSU] on Mar 11, 2008 20:47:11 GMT -5
Do it.
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Mar 11, 2008 21:25:08 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on Mar 11, 2008 21:25:08 GMT -5
Your grandfather is a wise man.
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Mar 11, 2008 21:45:12 GMT -5
Post by SilverChaosVII on Mar 11, 2008 21:45:12 GMT -5
Your grandfather is a very wise man
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Keeper
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Mar 11, 2008 21:56:05 GMT -5
Post by Keeper on Mar 11, 2008 21:56:05 GMT -5
Call.
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Jewel27
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Mar 11, 2008 22:42:16 GMT -5
Post by Jewel27 on Mar 11, 2008 22:42:16 GMT -5
Call...lol defiantely call
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Mar 11, 2008 22:47:59 GMT -5
Post by Buzz Killington on Mar 11, 2008 22:47:59 GMT -5
Give it a few days. Then call.
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JackTheRipper
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Mar 11, 2008 23:35:42 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 11, 2008 23:35:42 GMT -5
Spit in her butt.
Or call. Whichever you think is best.
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Mar 11, 2008 23:41:23 GMT -5
Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 11, 2008 23:41:23 GMT -5
and get pics.
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Mar 12, 2008 16:44:41 GMT -5
Post by cooljayhu on Mar 12, 2008 16:44:41 GMT -5
you should call but if you go on a date, discreetly pull aside the father and explain to him that he can't talk to you like that or you will f**k his shit up. just tell him you're one of the "good guys" and that you'll treat her right.
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Mar 12, 2008 16:58:25 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 12, 2008 16:58:25 GMT -5
Not girl trouble anymore, I've got women trouble. Don't know why I'm asking you guys but I will anyways. There is this trainers daughter that is extremely hot. She's a year younger then me but she acts 10 years older then what she is. Well one day my assistants were talking about how much they want to bang her and I was on the other side while her Dad walked by my barn. Well he heard what they were saying and he began to get real defensive and started yelling a whole bunch of crap. So I walk over to see whats going on and as I got there he was leaving. As he was he saw me and stopped and said, "If I ever see any of you even look at her, including you I will beat the shit out of you." I wouldn't care less if this was just some guy, but this guy is huge even for his age of 45. So on Sunday, I was waiting for a race to start and she came up to me and made small talk. The race started and she said "I've got to go, but here's my number, give me a call and lets hang out." Now my grandfather was there when she gave me her number. The conversation went like this... Him: you should call her now me: i aint calling her. her dad is already pissed at me. him: fukkin pussy. id be all over that. I just laughed my ass of. But as it dawns on me, should I call her anyway? I mean she is 18 but does still live with her Dad. I think I'm going to call and hopefully her Dad was just hot-headed about the whole thing. Honestly, see where it goes. If he makes it known to you that he's unhappy that you're seeing his daughter, then tell him as politely as possible that the choice is hers and remind him that you're an upstanding gentleman (even if you're not). Then, when the coast is clear....spit in her butt.
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Mar 12, 2008 17:46:54 GMT -5
Post by LjSnUo on Mar 12, 2008 17:46:54 GMT -5
Not girl trouble anymore, I've got women trouble. Don't know why I'm asking you guys but I will anyways. There is this trainers daughter that is extremely hot. She's a year younger then me but she acts 10 years older then what she is. Well one day my assistants were talking about how much they want to bang her and I was on the other side while her Dad walked by my barn. Well he heard what they were saying and he began to get real defensive and started yelling a whole bunch of crap. So I walk over to see whats going on and as I got there he was leaving. As he was he saw me and stopped and said, "If I ever see any of you even look at her, including you I will beat the shit out of you." I wouldn't care less if this was just some guy, but this guy is huge even for his age of 45. So on Sunday, I was waiting for a race to start and she came up to me and made small talk. The race started and she said "I've got to go, but here's my number, give me a call and lets hang out." Now my grandfather was there when she gave me her number. The conversation went like this... Him: you should call her now me: i aint calling her. her dad is already pissed at me. him: fukkin pussy. id be all over that. I just laughed my ass of. But as it dawns on me, should I call her anyway? I mean she is 18 but does still live with her Dad. I think I'm going to call and hopefully her Dad was just hot-headed about the whole thing. Honestly, see where it goes. If he makes it known to you that he's unhappy that you're seeing his daughter, then tell him as politely as possible that the choice is hers and remind him that you're an upstanding gentleman (even if you're not). Then, when the coast is clear....spit in her butt. hahahahhahahahahah
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Mar 12, 2008 18:45:20 GMT -5
Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 12, 2008 18:45:20 GMT -5
TTIWWP
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JackTheRipper
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Mar 12, 2008 18:47:42 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 12, 2008 18:47:42 GMT -5
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Mar 12, 2008 20:27:28 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on Mar 12, 2008 20:27:28 GMT -5
ISUXDIX
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Mar 12, 2008 22:59:10 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 12, 2008 22:59:10 GMT -5
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Mar 12, 2008 23:19:15 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on Mar 12, 2008 23:19:15 GMT -5
My acronym is obviously: "I Sell Used Xerox, Digital Interface Xerox" (Zach Galifianakis FTW)
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Mar 13, 2008 0:11:44 GMT -5
Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 13, 2008 0:11:44 GMT -5
My acronym is obviously: "I Sell Used Xerox, Digital Interface Xerox" (Zach Galifianakis FTW) FTW
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Mar 13, 2008 16:20:35 GMT -5
Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 13, 2008 16:20:35 GMT -5
This thread is worthless without pics.
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Mar 13, 2008 17:11:52 GMT -5
Post by Leak2Troupe03 on Mar 13, 2008 17:11:52 GMT -5
O RLY??!!!
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