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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 20, 2008 18:53:41 GMT -5
Well the girlfriend wants me to buy some, and instead of getting through friends like I always have, none of them are supplying this time. They are either using them this weekend or are out.
But I'm nervous since I have never bought them myself before. Is the cashier going to look at me weird? talk to me about them? What?
Any advice on the first time u did?
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Post by dkgojackets on Mar 20, 2008 19:13:31 GMT -5
Get the box along with some other stuff if youre that nervous about it.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 20, 2008 19:14:55 GMT -5
I'm not really nervous about buying them, just the kind of atmosphere I will get at the register.
But yeah I guess I'll buy a few things with them.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 20, 2008 19:18:13 GMT -5
If they look at you funny, tell them to f off. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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Post by cooljayhu on Mar 20, 2008 20:04:14 GMT -5
yeah who cares dude unless you know the person working cash it'll only be awkward for you, they won't care cause they see it every day and to be honest even if they find it weird they'll forget about it 10 minutes anyway. Plus the awkwardness is worth it in the end  |
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Post by Chief Bstn on Mar 20, 2008 20:19:23 GMT -5
The one time I bought them, not gonna lie, I was petrified.
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Post by bearcat on Mar 20, 2008 20:47:44 GMT -5
Rule of thumb when buying condoms:
Make sure the person at the register is a stranger.
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Post by D-Mac on Mar 20, 2008 21:11:55 GMT -5
The one time I bought them, not gonna lie, I was petrified. Ya i was a little freaked out too, just because I mean i dunno its hard to explain lol. Funny thing is I didnt even get laid and im still sitting here a virgin. |
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Post by Freak93 on Mar 20, 2008 21:22:37 GMT -5
Take them to the hottest chick who works in the store. If you are lucky, you will be using more condoms than anticipated.
If you are that weirded out over it, pull and pray. (DO NOT TAKE THAT ADVICE. IT WAS MERELY AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. I KNOW MOST OF DC WILL LAUGH IT OFF BUT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BABY DADDY INTERNET FORUM POSTER DRAMA.)
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Post by cooljayhu on Mar 20, 2008 21:52:48 GMT -5
The one time I bought them, not gonna lie, I was petrified. Ya i was a little freaked out too, just because I mean i dunno its hard to explain lol. Funny thing is I didnt even get laid and im still sitting here a virgin. awkward confession much?  |
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 20, 2008 23:44:54 GMT -5
i remember when me and JTR tried to buy porn and JTR chickened out over the fact the register bitch was a old woman
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Post by JackTheRipper on Mar 20, 2008 23:57:29 GMT -5
Or the fact that I was 17 and if she IDed me I was boned. So you can suck it.
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Mar 20, 2008 23:59:37 GMT -5
Or the fact that I was 17 and if she IDed me I was boned. So you can suck it. pssh suck it up. well its ok CD wherehouse only had softcore shit anyways... damn you OKLAHOMA |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Mar 21, 2008 4:02:20 GMT -5
I look at it this way, if you're that worried about buying condoms, probably shouldn't be having sex anyway. They're condoms, just walk up and buy em like you'd buy a pack of cigarettes or anything else. Not a big deal man.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 21, 2008 8:46:37 GMT -5
I really don't care aout buying them. It's just the cashier and the people behind me I'm worried about, and the fact that I look younger than 16.
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Post by D-Mac on Mar 21, 2008 9:50:28 GMT -5
just steal some. just open up the pack in the store and put them in their pockets, done.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 21, 2008 10:02:34 GMT -5
just steal some. just open up the pack in the store and put them in their pockets, done. Break the law. Always a good alternative. /sarcasm Look. Just go to a store that you normally don't go to, and odds are you'll never see the cashier again. Or, in short, grow a pair. |
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Post by robino2001 on Mar 21, 2008 10:56:37 GMT -5
i got them online somehow years ago and they were mailed to the house... it's still awkward now a little but it's not so bad when you throw them on the conveyor belt with bread, milk, eggs, dog food, and they just scan it like it's nothing else.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Mar 21, 2008 11:08:30 GMT -5
Or, in short, grow a pair. Well I did this morning. I must have walked around the Walgreens about 40 times and they must of thought I was about to rob the place, but i got them. Cashier was a sweet old lady who said "have a good weekend honey" and kept smiling. Needless to say, I got out of there quick and really didn't want to grab my change. |
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Post by bearcat on Mar 21, 2008 13:42:33 GMT -5
Or, in short, grow a pair. they must of thought I was about to rob the place A ski mask would have made it look more convincing. |
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