Chris Easlick: The Pursuit of Happiness

[I am a huge CUNT]

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Crappy version of Loki's table.

[detroitbasketball]

What about life and liberty?

[Loki]

I demand this to start tomorrow AND....what sport are you doing?

[I am a huge CUNT]

Wednesday- October 25th, 2006

Hey guys.

WOW. That is all I got to say. I can't believe the high school playoffs are finally here this Friday. I mean it's hard to think that my high school season could be over any day now.

Well, it's safe to say I've been through a lot until now. My parents are no longer together, I battled depression in middle school, was bullied, and have had my share of girl problems. You may say, well a lot of people go through that, well, I guess you would just have to be me to understand. After all, I had a loaded gun in my hand ready to kill myself, but the safety was on and I chickened out after that.

That's when I learned that my life was much more precious to me than I thought, and I just waited things out. I went from having 2-3 friends, to being cool with just about everybody. I went from having glasses and a mullet ;D, I know. I can laugh about it now. But I went from that to no glasses and a new haircut. Now, I get a lot of dates.

Surprisingly, I sit here now, a 4 star recruit, and the #4 ranked running back on rivals.com. A lot of people think I should be #1 over Joe McKnight, Noel Devine, and Marc Tyler, but I really don't care. It is an honor to be considered in the same sentence as those guys. What does rivals know anyway? They can't even spell running back.

It's funny though. I never played when I was in Pop Warner. There was a rule that every kid got 3 plays per half. I got the minimum. Never got more. But once I got to high school, things changed so much. I finally got to play. I finally got to show everyone I could do. In my junior year, I was highly regarded as a corner, which many thought would be the position I was recruited for.

But our star running back Dupree Nunnally went down with an ankle injury and I finally got to run the ball. Only 3 games to end my junior year, but I got a full season as a senior and set every single Michigan rushing record for a single season. Obviously none of the career since I didn't have a running career up to that point.

So it just goes to show what you can do no matter what anyone says. I lifted hard, worked hard in school, and it showed on the playing field. I think my strong point is my strength. Sure I got speed, but not every 5'9 guy can squat 475 pounds or bench 250 22 times. I think it is my greatest weapon and I encourage any young kid out there to lift hard in the weight room. It's the best thing you can do.

Although football is my life, the best thing in my life is a girl named Kirsten. She is the driving force behind everything I do. Nothing inspires me like she does. I have the most fun ever when I am with her. Not to mention, she has a banging body ! She is at every single one of my games and it means so much to me. I love her.

Well, it's about time that I go call her. I'll check in with you fools Friday night.

Duces.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Friday- October 27th, 2006

Man, that was great.

Well it's safe to say that my high school career will continue on. AWESOME! I know I'm not done playing after high school, but almost all of my teammates are, and I know none but myself are going to play D-1. I'm going to miss these guys. I've become close with every single person on the team, and they look up to me enough to name me their captain. It's a great honor and I get a little teary eyed when I think of it.

What can I say? I'm an emotional guy when it comes to sports. In life? No. After all I've been through nothing makes me cry anymore, at least anything done to me. Someone doesn't like me, cool. That's their deal. I used to care. But not anymore. That's beside the point anyway.

The real news is WE WON! HUGE! We beat a Detroit school, Allen Park 62-10. It was absolute domination on our part. We were expecting them to give us a game since they are a much larger school than we are, despite the fact that we are in the same class.

My line did great tonight. Doesn't mean I didn't do anything , but really, my line did a great job. I thank them after every game for the job they do, even if they have an off night. That's the best thing you can do if you are a running back.

They opened up so many holes tonight I ended with 259 yards on only 15 carries with 4 TD's. Not to mention my QB Brett Kellner hit me 4 times for 133 yards and I got 2 TD's from catches. Not a bad night wouldn't ya say?

The scouts are starting to show up. Tonight I was visited by Central Michigan, Alabama, Brigham Young, Louisville, Arkansas, and someone I did not want... Michigan. I hate that school. I have been a die-hard Spartan my whole life. Their new coach Rich Rodriguez offered me a schollie last week, and I could never play for that man. Lloyd Carr I did not mind, but Rodriguez, he's just a dick. Sorry. I'm not a "Michigan Man".

Although Alabama has interest, I won't be attending. There is just too much talent coming in to Bama at RB year in and year out, I just don't want to get lost in the shuffle. Coach Saban has promised a scholarship if I want it, but he has also been pressing Michigan State hard if I don't choose Bama. Prolly because he doesn't want me tearing it up at Arkansas .

BYU, Louisville, and CMU have no chance. No spread for me. Unless it's West Virginia. I love Steve Mariucci. He was just hired a few weeks ago after DickRod left WVU in the dust.

Well Kirsten is bugging me to go hang out since she is out of the shower. I'm sure you guys will understand, seems how she wants to "congratulate" me on my victory.

Duces.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Tuesday- October 31st, 2006

Boo!

I know real scary right? Haha. I love Halloween. It has always been that way. I guess maybe because it was one of the few times I could forget my sad life as a kid because everyone looked stupid at school that day. It wasn't just me. Not only that, but of course, I ate myself in candy.

I spent tonight at the local orphanage with Kirsten. We dressed up and passed out candy to all the kids who didn't have families. I love charity work. I know what these kids are going through, mainly because I lived in a foster home briefly before moving in with my parents after they wanted me back. I was put up for adoption because my parents were only 18. They wanted me back after they got settled and lucky for them I was really young and chose to love them again. You love everything back then right? But yeah shortly after that, they split. So I didn't get to enjoy my family for very long.

There is nothing like the smiles on those kids faces when you just talk to them for a little bit. It's magic. Kirsten, she's so good with kids. I hope we can continue our relationship past high school. We've lasted 2 years, I hope we can last many more.

Well, I'm burnt out and have lots of homework. I'll update after Friday!

Peace

BTW- Front page of sports section baby!

[SilverChaosVII]

This guy seems like a douche.

Like a pretty boy.

He needs to get popped

I'm reading. I love these superstar dynasties. Def more interesting than the regular single team ones.

[I am a huge CUNT]

silverchaosvii said:

This guy seems like a douche.

Like a pretty boy.

He needs to get popped

Let me get into it more. GEESH!

[I am a huge CUNT]

Friday- November 3rd, 2006

2 down, 2 to go.

That's right! We beat Manistee tonight 44-16. Fans packed into our small stadium to watch us play. This is our best shot at a state championship since 2003 and we almost have it.

They were treated to a good game at first I guess. Our line didn't really know what to do. They sent about a million different looks at us and they were confusin the hell out of my guys.

But during halftime, Coach K was all over the problem. He really slammed the lineman at halftime. I was going to stick up for them because of Manistee's good gameplan, but if I wanted to keep playing in this game, I would have to keep my mouth shut. As we walked out, I told my lineman they were all doing fine, and just to do whatever felt right to them.

Well, I don't know what helped. My pep talk, or Coach K's. But the guys who had helped me to such a great season got everything working and on the opening play of the half, I went 42 yards to the house.

It was a slow game for me since I sat out pretty much the start of the first with an ankle injury, but some tape got that taken care of and finished the game with 111 yards on 11 carries with a TD not to mention a big receiving day of 158 yards and 2 TD's!

There were plenty of scouts in the stands again today, but only 2 that really interested me at all. Auburn and Rutgers were the two, but I don't think I'm going to either of them. The Big East just doesn't work for me, and Auburn just isn't what I'm looking for. Northwestern Iowa State, SMU, and Nevada were there, but I didn't even take a second look at them.

Well I think I need to go hang out with Kirsten. Kind of can't wait, seems how last weeks "congratulations" was absolutely amazing. She said she has some new tricks up her sleeve this week! x1000 haha

Peace


OH YEAH! I almost completely forgot. I was walking out of the locker room and of course was greeted by the fans who have motivated me all season and are wishing me the best, but then when I got out to my car, I see this kid standing there that I have never really liked. He has always had an interest in Kirsten. I asked him what the hell he was doin, and he said I didn't know how to treat Kirsten or some crazy shit like that. He said he may have to step in soon and show me what's up.

Yeah. Right. But I don't need this. Hope the kid stays away.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Sunday- November 5th, 2006


Oh my goodness.

I am beyond stressed out right now. Ever since I told Kirsten about what happened at my car on Friday, she has been acting weird. I didn't want to tell her before we had sex simply because that's what I needed after a long hard game.

So she's been acting weird and every time I have tried calling her, it's either her voicemail or "Hey, I'm kinda in the middle of something, can I call you back?". Guess what? That hasn't happened yet.

She has never done this. I'm starting to get a little worried. And especially since she doesn't say "I love you" anymore when I get off the phone with her. She never lets me get off without saying it. She also has been hanging out with Kevin a lot, the kid who was at my car, I mean it has never bothered me before since he was a childhood friend, but with him never talking to me, and now telling me I need to shape up, it kind of worries me.

Oh jesus. I got a big project due, practices for our next playoff game against Berkely who has pretty much spoiled our last 4 playoff runs, and now I got this in my head. I wish I could get some closure or some more info on what's going on.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Thursday- November 9th, 2006


I'm a mess.

Pretty much on Sunday, I was worried, but kinda denied the writing that was on the wall. Well, I don't understand how I was so blind. Kirsten had been cheating on me with Kevin behind my back.

We have been dating for awhile, and you know, for some reason I thought she was different than all the others. She had the same values, interests, and goals as me. I can't stop cryin. I know, it's a bitch thing to do. But everyone knows how hard it is to lose someone that you love.

Meanwhile, all this worrying has really affected my big project, and practices haven't been going great at all. Coach K gave me the day off today to get my head straight. He knows I'm never like this and he knows that I know the playbook by heart and would be better off just taking the day to myself.

Not to mention, Kevin has been Mr. Motormouth. Spreading rumors that Kirsten never loved me and used me, shit like that. I know pretty much for a fact the shit ain't true, but you never know what goes on in the head of a cheater.

So basically I've been fighting the temptation to kick his ass all day. Not because he took her from me, I'm just sick of his damn mouth running all the damn time.

It will be an interesting couple of days coming up. I need to get this off my mind before tomorrow. I can't let my team down!

[SilverChaosVII]

Bitches ain't shit. F**k em.

Literally.

Kick ass and win states singlehandedly then go on to be an NFL pro and throw it in that hoes face

[McGahee]

No, no, no... that's awful advice Silver. Instead, start the rumor that she has herpes and then threaten to release a sex tape onto Youtube. Then when she gets really angry, send her a box of chocolates, except take the chocolate out and replace them with turds. Also you can take the mail out of her mailbox, cum all over it, and then put it back in the mailbox...

[I am a huge CUNT]

So.. good so far?

I know I'm not in very deep, just wanted to know if I should keep doing this.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Friday- November 10th, 2006


Oh man.

Tonight wasn't my greatest night. We won the game 18-14, which I should feel pretty good about, but I just can't get my mind off of what's happened to me.

I feel like shit. I feel like I let my teammates down tonight by not giving them my 110%. I mean I put out 109 yards on a good rush defense, but I didn't score at all. I just had a few big runs, and every other time, I just seemed to be running right into a wall. I have to give props to my defense tonight.

Tonight, some big scouts were in the building, well at least ones that mattered to me. Wisconsin, Virginia Tech, and Georgia. Mid Tennessee State, Louisville, and Minnesota all showed up as well, but none of them interest me. Pretty much the only team that I would consider going to is Va Tech. I wouldn't really Wisconsin seems how I only wanna play for Michigan State if I choose Big Ten, and UGA I just feel like I would get lost in the dust there. Va Tech has been pushing real hard for me to come there so they may have a shot come February.

I do feel a little better about tonight though now that I think about it, I guess I'm just stressed since I have about 50 things going at once. I got a lot of hugs from other girls who have seen what's happened with me and Kirsten and say she lost out on a good thing, so I hope maybe I can rebound soon, or maybe just stay single and enjoy it.

Kevin grabbed Kirsten and kissed her right when I walked by. I kind of laughed since she was kind of upset about it. Meanwhile, I'm the one who treats her poorly.

Well, thank god Pennfield has such a good fan base. I don't know what I would do without them. It has shown me one thing...

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT!

WE GOIN TO STATE BABY!

[I am a huge CUNT]

Monday- November 13th, 2006


I feel great.

It's Monday and we have the day off from school for weather. Kick ass! But today isn't going to be as glamorous as one would want it to be.

After last weeks game, I went to Pennfield Pizza with a bunch of guys from the team and just talked shit about Kevin and Kirsten and about what girls we would do horrible things to. You know, guy stuff.

Well, turns out, Kevin finds out from someone, I'm guessing from one of the guy cheerleaders who was at the same place and is friends with Kevin. Yeah, that's right, he's friends with a male cheerleader. What a douche!

Anyways, Kevin calls me up and starts talking all this shit. Brags about how he's boning Kirsten now and sort of gets pissed when I respond "Well good, I hope you are enjoying that blown out piece of shit. By the way, how does my dick taste?". Anyways, he challenged me to a fight at school on Monday. Well, since we have no school, I was wondering if the fight would continue. Well it would go on as normal.

One of Kevin's friends called me this morning and said to meet down in Post Edition, the worst neighborhood in Battle Creek. So I went down there, mainly because I was just wanting to put the kid in his place.

When we got there, Kevin started talking as soon as I got out of the car. "Yo dude, what the ****! Why you talk so much shit you ****** jock." He then made the first move and shoved me. Oh, I wasn't havin that at all. I acted like I was hurt, and turned around, and as soon as I turned away from him, I turned back around and surprised him. Kids head flew back like no other. Then I picked his ass up and slammed his head onto the hood of his car which made his nose bleed. I told him he better shut his mouth or things would get a whole lot worse for him.

He backed off and everyone went home. Little bastard went home with something extra, a HUGE black eye. We'll see if he ever talks shit again.

Well I'm out yall. Peace.

[I am a huge CUNT]

Saturday- November 18th, 2006


Geez.

Well it's only a week before the State championship at Ford Field. We will be taking on Plymouth-Canton, one of the largest schools in the state. Practice is hard and long, but oh so worth it. I've been waiting my whole life to play a game this big. I'm finally doing it. There is no better feeling.

But the real reason I'm writing is because I am the happiest man alive right now. Kevin, who was talking all this crap to me about Kirsten, well, he was caught this weekend at the movies with a "male" friend! Sure, I hang out with my guy friends, but after the movies, there is no goodbye kiss.

My friend Dupree, a wide receiver, called me and got the whole thing on his camera phone. I about died with laughter. I told him to come straight to my house so we could put it on youtube. We did that and posted it on every single myspace that we were friends with. He is the laughing stock of the school.

So is Kirsten. She dumped the star of the football team and cheated on me with a gay guy! HA!.... HA! I hope she's really happy with what she did. All I know is, I'm so freakin happy right now.

I'm so pumped for that state championship. I'm going to prove myself in this last game. I'm not going to be denied the endzone ever again.

Well I'm out. I'll update after Saturday night. Wish me luck!

Peace.

[cooljayhu]

i think I may actually stop reading it cause of what a gigantic d-bag this guy is. Seriously this guys a dick. This isn't what you're like in real life is it? Hopefully not and please don't think think this is what "cool people" do, for your sake.

[Loki]

cooljayhu said:

i think I may actually stop reading it cause of what a gigantic d-bag this guy is. Seriously this guys a dick. This isn't what you're like in real life is it? Hopefully not and please don't think think this is what "cool people" do, for your sake.

I've really yet to see anything that isn't overly unrealistic in the least bit like you're saying, guy's just an arrogant dude. I'm liking it, keep it up!

[I am a huge CUNT]

cooljayhu said:

i think I may actually stop reading it cause of what a gigantic d-bag this guy is. Seriously this guys a dick. This isn't what you're like in real life is it? Hopefully not and please don't think think this is what "cool people" do, for your sake.