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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 22:56:42 GMT -5
Dude don't get mad at me because your mom enjoys the way I gently and tenderly violate her asshole. Did I mention I'm King DB? Whatever the fuck I say goes. I'm gonna shove a rake up your asshole. Not even joking. That's basically what I do to your mom twice a week. |
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Post by Sportsbuck on Aug 20, 2008 22:57:46 GMT -5
I'm gonna shove a rake up your asshole. Not even joking. That's basically what I do to your mom twice a week. LMFAO. Honestly I just laughed out loud. Bama wins. |
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Post by Freak93 on Aug 20, 2008 22:57:53 GMT -5
Use your words Sportsbuck. C'mon work the body! Tell em how he's a worthless virgin who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse covered in 100 dollar bills and cocaine. *I'm such a useless admin* To be honest, I was going to quote Family Guy in reference to this awesome. I was going to quote Brian and say "I would eat your poo". However, that may be slightly odd. So now, I give you a new quote. "I'm just--I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird." |
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Post by Buzz Killington on Aug 20, 2008 22:59:27 GMT -5
That's basically what I do to your mom twice a week. LMFAO. Honestly I just laughed out loud. Bama wins. I kinda saw the answer quite predictable. I find the idea of bama giving it to db's mom kinda stale. Come on, people. This flame war is more boring than watching Olympic racewalking. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Aug 20, 2008 23:00:06 GMT -5
That's basically what I do to your mom twice a week. LMFAO. Honestly I just laughed out loud. Bama wins. You have no power. Shush. Bama, your mother is into bestiality. *I'm running out of fuel, I need to think for a moment* |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:01:50 GMT -5
LMFAO. Honestly I just laughed out loud. Bama wins. You have no power. Shush. Bama, your mother is into bestiality. *I'm running out of fuel, I need to think for a moment* Hey whatever gets her off. Who am I to judge? You're need to think is sort of cute. You know, cute like your mom's face when my balls are resting on her chin. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Aug 20, 2008 23:04:03 GMT -5
You have no power. Shush. Bama, your mother is into bestiality. *I'm running out of fuel, I need to think for a moment* Hey whatever gets her off. Who am I to judge? You're need to think is sort of cute. You know, cute like your mom's face when my balls are resting on her chin. Go hump a monkey, you grotesque basin of mentally deficient maggot fodder. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:05:38 GMT -5
Again? I mean I just got off of your mom... |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Aug 20, 2008 23:09:44 GMT -5
Again? I mean I just got off of your mom... I could say the same about yours. Except for the fact that your mom looks like Jar Jar Binks and Cousin Itt procreated. |
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Post by Sportsbuck on Aug 20, 2008 23:12:46 GMT -5
Again? I mean I just got off of your mom... I could say the same about yours. Except for the fact that your mom looks like Jar Jar Binks and Cousin Itt procreated.  |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:14:40 GMT -5
Again? I mean I just got off of your mom... I could say the same about yours. Except for the fact that your mom looks like Jar Jar Binks and Cousin Itt procreated. Outright lie. No one that ugly could produce offspring as beautiful as me. I'm not going to stoop to your level and compare your mom's face to that racoon I spattlered on the way home today. Or the way her breath reeks of an open sewer. Then again, I guess that could be from me making her clean my junk after our loving anal sessions. I'm above that kind of thing. |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:20:02 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever laughed as much as I am right now.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Aug 20, 2008 23:21:20 GMT -5
I could say the same about yours. Except for the fact that your mom looks like Jar Jar Binks and Cousin Itt procreated. Outright lie. No one that ugly could produce offspring as beautiful as me. I'm not going to stoop to your level and compare your mom's face to that racoon I spattlered on the way home today. Or the way her breath reeks of an open sewer. Then again, I guess that could be from me making her clean my junk after our loving anal sessions. I'm above that kind of thing. To hell with that. I went crazy on your sister the other night. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:25:13 GMT -5
Outright lie. No one that ugly could produce offspring as beautiful as me. I'm not going to stoop to your level and compare your mom's face to that racoon I spattlered on the way home today. Or the way her breath reeks of an open sewer. Then again, I guess that could be from me making her clean my junk after our loving anal sessions. I'm above that kind of thing. To hell with that. I went crazy on your sister the other night. So has half the state of Louisiana. If I got upset every time some guy told me he did my sister, I would have lost my mind years ago. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Aug 20, 2008 23:27:36 GMT -5
Hey btw I asked her about you. She said something about you having the penis of a 11 year old asian. I dunno if that's true, but she totally would know what an 11 year old asain's cock would look like.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Aug 20, 2008 23:34:23 GMT -5
Hey btw I asked her about you. She said something about you having the penis of a 11 year old asian. I dunno if that's true, but she totally would know what an 11 year old asain's cock would look like. About the size of Chuck Norris' fist. |
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Post by Buzz Killington on Aug 20, 2008 23:37:23 GMT -5
something humerous
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Post by JackTheRipper on Aug 23, 2008 10:42:57 GMT -5
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