JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 19, 2009 12:13:19 GMT -5
It doesn't get any better, man. It doesn't get any better. Women are like parking lots; they are whores and liars. Yea well I learned today that no matter how much you do for a woman, you're a horrible person. It's always nice to hear that after putting so much faith in them. |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 19, 2009 18:02:25 GMT -5
People are way too easily offended.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 19, 2009 19:09:55 GMT -5
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but I think it'll be worth it.
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Post by The Situation on Jan 19, 2009 20:05:32 GMT -5
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but I think it'll be worth it. I want a cock of steel. |
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 19, 2009 22:06:34 GMT -5
Until they can program feeling into those things, I'll take a pass. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but I think it'll be worth it. I want a cock of steel. |
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Just Blaze
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 19, 2009 22:08:37 GMT -5
wow, I need to start planning for Spring break...USF lets out March 16th-20th. This year, I plan on going somewhere since I got my own car.
I'm deciding between Daytona Beach, Panama City, or Miami. I plan on partyin hard during the break. Cant fukin wait.
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Sportsbuck
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jan 19, 2009 22:18:48 GMT -5
She had a bad day and wanted a little sympathy. What's wrong with that? Sure it's boring...but she's a friend and all. People are ineffective listeners. I listened and acted like I cared... thats the best I could do. I can only take so much of "Omg so and so did this and then he did that" before it drives me insane. |
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Sportsbuck
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jan 19, 2009 22:20:02 GMT -5
Adding onto the women discussion... my best friend came over today and was in a pissy mood. All she did the whole damn day was bitch about some dude... the fuck makes her think I care? I mean I love her and all but seriously I just wanted one straight punch to the babymaker today. Where are the pics of the freshman you nailed? I'll do it tommorrow... too tired right now. |
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Just Blaze
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 19, 2009 22:22:17 GMT -5
Where are the pics of the freshman you nailed? I'll do it tommorrow... too tired right now. You better young sir. Stop bullshitin  |
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Chief Bstn
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Post by Chief Bstn on Jan 19, 2009 22:30:41 GMT -5
Where are the pics of the freshman you nailed? I'll do it tommorrow... too tired right now. the FUCK kind of excuse is that? your already posting, itll take two more seconds assbag. |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 19, 2009 22:42:48 GMT -5
Until they can program feeling into those things, I'll take a pass. They can. Dude the Chinese can do anything. Plus I'll be able to laugh when someone says they are only "rock hard." |
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 19, 2009 22:44:23 GMT -5
Fun fact: Duke Nukem is the only man to possess actual balls of steel. Until they can program feeling into those things, I'll take a pass. They can. Dude the Chinese can do anything. Plus I'll be able to laugh when someone says they are only "rock hard." |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 19, 2009 22:50:17 GMT -5
She had a bad day and wanted a little sympathy. What's wrong with that? Sure it's boring...but she's a friend and all. People are ineffective listeners. I listened and acted like I cared... thats the best I could do. I can only take so much of "Omg so and so did this and then he did that" before it drives me insane. Yeah, well you highlight the downside of women having a monopoly on vagina. |
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Post by Freak93 on Jan 19, 2009 23:16:37 GMT -5
I'll do it tommorrow... too tired right now. the FUCK kind of excuse is that? your already posting, itll take two more seconds assbag. This is why you are a chief. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 19, 2009 23:28:06 GMT -5
We anxiously await your contributions.
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 20, 2009 0:18:16 GMT -5
We anxiously await your contributions. Until I forget in about six seconds, then it will just be a pleasant surprise next time I log in. |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 20, 2009 0:21:41 GMT -5
We anxiously await your contributions. I don't. From what I know of Sportsbuck, she's probably an uggo. |
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Just Blaze
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 20, 2009 0:44:59 GMT -5
this is epic  |
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JackTheRipper
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 20, 2009 16:46:21 GMT -5
this is epic That girl dead-center in the back? Not so much. |
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 20, 2009 17:55:57 GMT -5
looks like sportsbuck forgot again..........
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Women are like parking lots; they are whores and liars.
