Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
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Post by Chief Bstn on Jan 8, 2009 19:47:27 GMT -5
bama, I still need to..investigate.
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Post by The Situation on Jan 8, 2009 20:16:00 GMT -5
bama, I still need to..investigate. I'm on it...when it's that time of the night let's say. |
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Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
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Post by Chief Bstn on Jan 8, 2009 22:21:30 GMT -5
fucking girls. whores and liars.
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Post by The Situation on Jan 8, 2009 22:22:23 GMT -5
fucking girls. whores and liars. Oh yeah they are. The goal is for them to be a whore with you. Remember that. |
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Just Blaze
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Patriots To The Super Bowl! Go Pats!
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 9, 2009 0:50:07 GMT -5
I've started changing my style and it seems black girls really like it. I find this interesting. Please dont end up like turnin |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 9, 2009 1:10:16 GMT -5
I've started changing my style and it seems black girls really like it. I find this interesting. Please dont end up like turnin I'm not a wigga...I'm just getting more attention from black girls. Two very different things. |
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jan 10, 2009 20:13:31 GMT -5
Please dont end up like turnin I'm not a wigga...I'm just getting more attention from black girls. Two very different things. I'd like you to take a look at the African American woman sitting over there. She is my friend. So when you heard me saying something about certain people hanging from said rafters, I was quoting a friend of mine. |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 10, 2009 20:18:46 GMT -5
So I had to pick up my sister and two of her skank friends last night from a movie theater in town. That was so much fun! Not really. Is there anything more annoying than a high school girl that it'd be really weird to do anything with? Yeah, 15 and 16 isn't happening, so I got to enjoy them for the conversation. Bleh! High school girls are good for nothing but to suck on your junk, period.
I'm going to get a job soon. That sucks, but I will have drug money. That doesn't suck.
There is a really hot asian chick that works at the pharmacy up the road. I would pay money to eat her out.
So I was thinking how cool it would be to be a wizard earlier. I could shoot fireballs from a wand, much like a roman candle. I could also fuck with people. Go invisable and act like a ghost all day. Turn people into random objects. Like turn Whore into a pencil. Yeah...
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Post by Claytons Crew on Jan 10, 2009 21:22:46 GMT -5
Speaking of black girls...I've started to become interested in the really classy black girls. I don't know why but I am.
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Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
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Post by Chief Bstn on Jan 10, 2009 21:24:46 GMT -5
lol blacks.
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ChisAto
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Mike Hart's Baby's Momma
RIP JAMES HAWKINS
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Post by ChisAto on Jan 10, 2009 21:28:03 GMT -5
Speaking of black girls...I've started to become interested in the really classy black girls. I don't know why but I am. Because their fucking awesome thats why. Not tryna start anything about non black girls, but a smart black girl = the best thing possible. does everything sexually for you, plus shes not a deadbeat, she can hold her own in life. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 10, 2009 21:39:02 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that there was this elaborate drunken party at this exotic house. During it all, we set fire to all the trees and then at the end one of my teeth fell out.
I really don't know what this represents or anything. Any ideas?
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Post by The Situation on Jan 10, 2009 21:42:53 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that there was this elaborate drunken party at this exotic house. During it all, we set fire to all the trees and then at the end one of my teeth fell out. I really don't know what this represents or anything. Any ideas? Porn addiction? |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 10, 2009 21:52:29 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that there was this elaborate drunken party at this exotic house. During it all, we set fire to all the trees and then at the end one of my teeth fell out. I really don't know what this represents or anything. Any ideas? Porn addiction? I just had someone psychoanalyze me. They say trees represent life and teeth falling out represents the person feeling that they aren't speaking clearly enough, so burning trees and teeth falling out mean that I am destroying an aspect of my life, but not speaking clearly enough about it. ...I prefer the porn addiction interpretation. |
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Sportsbuck
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I Love Gay Sex With Hot Men
Ohio State Buckeyes: 2010 National Champs
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jan 10, 2009 22:10:03 GMT -5
So I had to pick up my sister and two of her skank friends last night from a movie theater in town. That was so much fun! Not really. Is there anything more annoying than a high school girl that it'd be really weird to do anything with? Yeah, 15 and 16 isn't happening, so I got to enjoy them for the conversation. Bleh! High school girls are good for nothing but to suck on your junk, period. I had to deal with my cousin and her two fugly friends for a week one time... I nearly blew my brains out. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 10, 2009 22:20:16 GMT -5
Ever had to deal with your friends' little sisters? It has to be on par.
Even worse....ever been conned into taking your best friend's little sister to prom?
(Yes, this story can be goaded out of me...I suppose.)
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Loki
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Post by Loki on Jan 10, 2009 22:35:45 GMT -5
Ever had to deal with your friends' little sisters? It has to be on par. Even worse....ever been conned into taking your best friend's little sister to prom? (Yes, this story can be goaded out of me...I suppose.) Oh this is a must. |
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Post by The Situation on Jan 10, 2009 22:37:08 GMT -5
Ever had to deal with your friends' little sisters? It has to be on par. Even worse....ever been conned into taking your best friend's little sister to prom? (Yes, this story can be goaded out of me...I suppose.) Oh this is a must. It's not. DB is a pussy...that's it. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 10, 2009 22:50:23 GMT -5
It's not. DB is a pussy...that's it. Go to hell. At the time, this bitch at school (whom I hate) decided it would be fun if her sophomore friends got to go to prom! Me and my friend weren't planning on getting dates. Well one morning I arrived to school only to find out that this bitch had goaded my friend into asking one of those sophomores to prom with him. Of course, I was expected to do the same for the sophomore's best friend, my aforementioned friend's little sister. I'm not enough of a douche to tell her to fuck off.....so I ended up getting dragged to prom with my best friend's little sister. It sucked. Needless to say, I no longer talk to the bitch who forced me into that, I avoid the sister like the plague, and me and the best friend aren't really friends anymore due to other circumstances. |
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Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
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Post by Chief Bstn on Jan 10, 2009 23:07:41 GMT -5
New pickup line:
You know, if you were in a porn, I'd buy it.
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