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Post by The Situation on Dec 8, 2009 17:27:53 GMT -5
This thread is dedicated to the finest reality show to ever put on TV. To quote my facebook, it's not really a reality show as much as it is a social documentary.
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Buzz Killington
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Post by Buzz Killington on Dec 8, 2009 18:03:36 GMT -5
On a lazy night, I might watch this show online. However, for now, I will continue to take five minutes, once a month, to just laugh at Guido Beach on Youtube.
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Post by Cerrano39 on Dec 8, 2009 20:02:09 GMT -5
Jersey Shore gets me through most of the week.
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 8, 2009 20:33:04 GMT -5
I may have to catch this one online. I didn't brink my television back to school with me so I choose things I watch online carefully (with bandwidth limits and all). This may be one to sneak in there. I love when guidos are exposed.
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 8, 2009 21:19:42 GMT -5
Holy fuck, I just watched the first episode and it is amazing. Wow, guidos are so entertaining.
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Buzz Killington
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Post by Buzz Killington on Dec 8, 2009 23:55:19 GMT -5
I am also glad I made the choice to watch this television program.
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Post by The Situation on Dec 9, 2009 0:14:33 GMT -5
I came with quality tonight fellas.
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 9, 2009 8:41:11 GMT -5
 its tha jersey fuckin shore |
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 9, 2009 8:57:19 GMT -5
Try Not to Laugh While Reading This * “I don’t think they are going to be ready for this situation. Everyone’s gonna be like “oh shoot, that’s the situation right there” -Mike, “The Situation” * “Wear a thong bikini if you are going to wear anything at all That’s a little bit more classy you know.” * “Girls are supposed to cook and the guys are supposed to eat but Mikey did his thing we had like peppas” * “Don’t make a joke outta grace.” * “All the girls are like fish and so we throw out a line and see if we can sink it.” * “The boys are in the hottub with these three hoebags.” -Angela “They were definitely cool chicks. You know some of the girls in the house didn’t even want to get in on Jacuzzi night.” -Vinny * “When I think of the jersey shore, I think of a playground.” * “I love the jersey shore. I love being a guidette but I’m not feeling it right now. I’m the princess of Poughkeepsie but here I’m nobody.” -Snookie * “New Jersey nightlife is always crazy. People grinding on each other, people dogging each other. It’s a good time.” * “My idea man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juicehead guido. If I found that guy, I’d snatch him like that. I wanna bring home guys, it’s hard. Like it shouldn’t be hard but it is hard because it’s like a chore you know.” –Snookie. * “Me and my friend robbie wanted to watch the sunset. No the sunrise.” -Snookie * “You know what time it is? It’s time to get my rhino juice in my SYSSSTem The Rhino juice get the night going. I mean when ever that comes up it’s always a filthy night. It really is. That’s the root of all evil.” -Ronnie * “I wait til the last minute to go shave. I wait til the last minute to put the shirt on cause it feels fresh. These are rules to live by. Shave last minute haircut the day of maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta get the guido handbook.” * “I hear the music. I start fist pumpin I start pulling girls up on stage and it’s like now…vinny came out to play.” * “A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tan skin, wears the highest heels, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.” -Sammi * “Lose 5 /ten pounds and we can talk.” -Mike to Angela “Yo I will cut your hair while you are sleeping ok?” -Angela to Mike
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Post by Loki on Dec 9, 2009 18:03:08 GMT -5
Yo dAt Snickers chick iZ mah gurl!
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Post by The Situation on Dec 9, 2009 18:03:20 GMT -5
I wonder what poor Snookie did to deserve that?
Oh and I love when she's bitching about not being able to find a guy at the club. I mean, it's just because most guys don't want to use her as a slump buster on national TV. She's already making for great TV.
That hottub has to be a biohazard already.
The Situation's insecurity issues are going to make for great stories along the way.
O/U is 1.5 fights per episode.
I can't wait for Thursday.
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 9, 2009 19:24:57 GMT -5
When your ideal life ends with you in New Jersey, I think you have some problems.
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Post by The Situation on Dec 10, 2009 18:45:00 GMT -5
New Episode at 10 tonight!
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 10, 2009 23:14:47 GMT -5
I had to work and I am pissed. We could have been done so quick, but no.
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 15, 2010 21:01:09 GMT -5
I said to myself, "self, all reality TV shows on MTV are shit and not worth watching." That was until I actually sat down one day when there was nothing on and watched Jersey Shore. I tried to avoid the hype surrounding that show but now i actually like it!
I <3 Sammie. And of course the Situation is the man.
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Buzz Killington
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jan 16, 2010 1:45:37 GMT -5
I said to myself, "self, all reality TV shows on MTV are shit and not worth watching." That was until I actually sat down one day when there was nothing on and watched Jersey Shore. I tried to avoid the hype surrounding that show but now i actually like it! I <3 Sammie. And of course the Situation is the man. I hope your love of Sammi is no joke. And you better not talk shit about her toes. However, I think J-WoWW is the most underrated character on the show. For how many fights she gets in, and for how feisty her personality is, she gets way too little face time. Also, how would have the show have gone if Angelina stayed in? Would it be half the show it is now that she's gone? |
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 16, 2010 2:39:18 GMT -5
I said to myself, "self, all reality TV shows on MTV are shit and not worth watching." That was until I actually sat down one day when there was nothing on and watched Jersey Shore. I tried to avoid the hype surrounding that show but now i actually like it! I <3 Sammie. And of course the Situation is the man. I hope your love of Sammi is no joke. And you better not talk shit about her toes. However, I think J-WoWW is the most underrated character on the show. For how many fights she gets in, and for how feisty her personality is, she gets way too little face time. Also, how would have the show have gone if Angelina stayed in? Would it be half the show it is now that she's gone? no....i love Sammi. Dont remember Angelina, prolly cuz i havent watched the early episodes >_> |
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Post by Loki on Jan 16, 2010 10:30:58 GMT -5
Sammi's a cunt. Yea she's the hottest girl in the house but she's a total d-bag. She hates on The Situation hardcore but she wanted his dick bad at the start of the season. Ronnie's chill as shit, but hates on The Situation too all the time bringing up Sammi all the time to him and then turning it around and making it like he's obsessive about her or something.
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Jan 18, 2010 13:30:35 GMT -5
This show makes me wanna hang myself. It's terrible, not even to the point of terrible makes it just hilarious, it's way past that.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jan 18, 2010 22:00:10 GMT -5
This show makes me wanna hang myself. It's terrible, not even to the point of terrible makes it just hilarious, it's way past that. You're lucky I don't ban you on the spot. |
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