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Post by OG Brand C on Dec 30, 2005 17:11:21 GMT -5
Bill Simmons brought up a very good point. Knowing if the Texans win Sunday, the Saints'll probably get the #1 pick. And knowing that franchise right now, I wouldn't want to go.
So Simmons suggested this.
"Bush should: Sneak into the Niners' locker room before Sunday's game, pull a Lt. Frank Drebin and knock Frank Gore unconscious, then tie Gore up in the trainer's room, put on Gore's helmet and uniform and subsequently rush for about 300 yards against the Texans. The best part would be the stunned look on Dom Capers' face as Bush/Gore kept breaking 40-yard runs. Oh, wait, Capers always looks like that. But this would be cool. You have to admit."
I would die laughing watching this happen (if it did happen).
Any thoughts on this? People's fantasy seasons next year depend on it!
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Post by detroitbasketball on Dec 30, 2005 19:51:31 GMT -5
If that's the case, I'm starting Frank Gore this week.
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Post by Gary on Dec 31, 2005 1:32:13 GMT -5
Honestly, Frank Gore is about the best name for a running back.
Unless his name was Super Gore, that would own.
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Post by Jami on Dec 31, 2005 14:02:30 GMT -5
Bill Simmons is one of my favorite columnists...pure genius. I liked the idea of hanging Reggie Bush 30 feet above the feet like it's a WWE Ladder Match - first team to climb the ladder successfully and climb down with Reggie gets him. Throw in some steel chairs and scantily clad women and it'd be the most watched game in league history.
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Post by Just Blaze on Jan 1, 2006 19:12:56 GMT -5
wow the Bush Bowl goes into OT. Score 17-17. Amazing  |
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Post by Jami on Jan 1, 2006 22:00:12 GMT -5
Seeing that David Carr might accidentally win the game, the Texans bench him in favor of Tony "Momentum Killer" Banks, who ends up throwing an INT for a TD in the third quarter and the INT in overtime that set up the game winning field goal.
The Official Top Five Picks:
1. Houston
2. New Orleans
3. Tennessee
4. New York Jets
5. Green Bay
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Post by Captain Nage on Jan 1, 2006 22:06:00 GMT -5
Well, Leinhart looks as if he'll go to the Saints (unless the Saints are dumb and take somebody else), and I'll say DeAngelo could go anywhere, but I'd say NYJ will take him. Tennessee will be more interested in a QB (McNeal, Jacobs maybe?). Packers could take A.J. Hawk and have a mean linebacking corps (Barnett, Diggs, Hawk, ouch).
As for my Lions, I'd like them to pick up Hawk, but Greenway or Jimmy Williams will do.
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Post by sep on Jan 1, 2006 22:08:42 GMT -5
Its, Leinart pal, Matt Leinart |
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Post by Ircknewskool on Jan 1, 2006 23:46:27 GMT -5
Deangelo Williams is gonna be a great back, he's been overshadowed, but he is a beast at memphis.
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Post by Jami on Jan 2, 2006 0:12:02 GMT -5
Its, Leinart pal, Matt LeinartThat's not the worst I've heard...I could've sworn I heard Joe Theismann say "Matt Liner" tonight. |
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Post by ChisAto on Jan 2, 2006 8:02:34 GMT -5
Seeing that David Carr might accidentally win the game, the Texans bench him in favor of Tony "Momentum Killer" Banks, who ends up throwing an INT for a TD in the third quarter and the INT in overtime that set up the game winning field goal. The Official Top Five Picks: 1. Houston 2. New Orleans 3. Tennessee 4. New York Jets 5. Green Bay Imagine Matt Leinart going with the 3rd pick, to Tennessee and back to his old offensive cordinator, Norm Chow |
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Post by yeswayguy on Jan 2, 2006 10:32:43 GMT -5
i wonder how much the texans want for the 1st overall pick? maybe 5 solid big players that block...hmmmm and of course a 1st round pick
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jan 2, 2006 10:39:40 GMT -5
I was half expecting the Texans to defer if they won the OT coin toss.
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Post by Gary on Jan 2, 2006 11:41:59 GMT -5
Would of been awesome if they tied.
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Post by jgotgame08 on Jan 2, 2006 11:57:15 GMT -5
The Texans should have deferred to; "Play the wind.." One of the classiest and most memorable moments in the Mornhinweg days of the Lions...
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Post by OG Brand C on Jan 2, 2006 12:11:19 GMT -5
Its, Leinart pal, Matt LeinartThat's not the worst I've heard...I could've sworn I heard Joe Theismann say "Matt Liner" tonight. Well Joe is from Notre Dame, sould I wouldn't blame him. The ND fans don't speak Trojan players names, say its bad luck. |
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Post by bearcat on Jan 4, 2006 11:33:34 GMT -5
Tennessee will be more interested in a QB (McNeal, Jacobs maybe?) Jacobs, yes, but McNeal really slipped on some draft boards. |
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Post by yeswayguy on Jan 4, 2006 11:49:15 GMT -5
the michael bush bowl.
sorry that was uncalled for and not at all funny
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Post by theretrunofasm on Jan 8, 2006 3:00:19 GMT -5
maybe in two years, he is the best sophomore RB in the nation, hands down
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Post by ChisAto on Jan 8, 2006 14:06:58 GMT -5
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