The No-Fap-a-Thon

[Jami]

To give those still going some motivation to keep going, here's an inspriational song for you all (Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang):

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
(Ooh la la)
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the b*tch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
(Ooh la la)
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[detroitbasketball]

I still haven't given this a thought. And for those people who find it hard to concentrate without masturbation...wow. You have officially become dependent. I pity you.

I'm gonna take out b-vest. Easy.

[Alex Confer]

detroitbasketball said:

And for those people who find it hard to concentrate without masturbation...wow.

You'll understand one day when the hormones begin to rage in you.

[Keeper]

So far, all is well. Havn't been tempted, thankfully, and really have remained unintrerested.

But alas, it's halloween weekend, and parties are bound to arise. Hopefully I'll remain focused in acheiving my goal.

[detroitbasketball]

I've kept myself occupied this afternoon by viewing photos of my school friends...the male ones, that is.

[Keeper]

I live in Vermont. The only thing girls are turning on around here is hairdryers, and hell, some don't even do that.

[Loki]

this reminds me all too much of 40 Days and 40 Nights...I could NEVER. A couple days yes but I'd mess it up badly...literally.

[JETS393]

I havent since like 5 o'clock yesterday, which is before this started, so i want in

[JacktheRipper]

Bloodhound Gang, good stuff there Jami.

Oh and you people are wasting time and effort. Seriously, I'll do it when I feel like it. I don't like changing that up and messing with my desires. I'm just saying it's not my fault if you guys go blue.

[claytonscrew80]

Would I be considered out if my g/f and I hade some "fun" last night?

[detroitbasketball]

bsktballr said:

If semen shoots out of your pee-hole, you're out - no ifs, ands, or buts.

[sep]

Guess that means Claytons out...

[detroitbasketball]

Duh.

You really didn't need to clarify that. The people with any brain capacity could have figured out why I posted that.

[Keeper]

It was the last football game of the year. There was a party afterward.

Unfortunatly, I'm out.

[detroitbasketball]

Down to 4, it appears...

Bibby(!), Freak, DB, and and bravest (who will phail.)

[Keeper]

Newsflash: Fapping > Not Fapping

[JackTheRipper]

This topic could be the most disturbing one ever made.

[McGahee]

keepereusc said:

Newsflash: Fapping > Not Fapping

agreed/10... why would you deprive yourself of this to try and get the honor of beng "The Biggest Nerd who desperately needs to get off the computer and meet some girls"?

[aiclsgdskse]

damn, lol, just read first post, kinda wish I could have joined in cause I would have won. oh wel DB's gunna lose, keeper will win

[sep]

Keeper already lost