Please Help Me Regain My Sanity

[detroitbasketball]

....because I've been arguing with a retard. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Or idiotic.

StupidKid (10:59:27 PM): wow now this game is now gettin boring
Zubonderlander (10:59:36 PM): you expected this to be close?
StupidKid (10:59:46 PM): ya
StupidKid (11:00:09 PM): kinda hopin it would b the other way around
Zubonderlander (11:00:21 PM): Boston's going to sweep
Zubonderlander (11:00:24 PM): said it all along
Zubonderlander (11:00:30 PM): this would never be a series
StupidKid (11:00:40 PM): they won't sweep
StupidKid (11:01:03 PM): the Rockies r just gonna get the kinks out this game
Zubonderlander (11:01:20 PM): that's what everyone said about the Tigers last year
StupidKid (11:01:40 PM): thats the Tigers
Zubonderlander (11:01:46 PM): this is the Rockies....
StupidKid (11:01:47 PM): this is the Rockies
Zubonderlander (11:01:51 PM): story's pretty darn similar
StupidKid (11:01:54 PM): they r alot better
StupidKid (11:02:01 PM): not really
Zubonderlander (11:02:02 PM): no they're not
Zubonderlander (11:02:17 PM): just cause you hate the Tigers doesn't mean you can't give us any credit
StupidKid (11:02:44 PM): i gave u credit 4 making it 2 the WS
StupidKid (11:02:56 PM): i never said anything about that
Zubonderlander (11:03:17 PM): i know, but to say the Rockies are a lot better is silly
StupidKid (11:04:02 PM): well look @ wut they did 2 get here
StupidKid (11:04:12 PM): the tigers didn't do that
Zubonderlander (11:04:24 PM): Tigers won 7 in a row in the playoffs at one point last year
Zubonderlander (11:04:34 PM): they lost the first game to the Yanks then won 7 in a row
Zubonderlander (11:04:38 PM): subtract the first game
StupidKid (11:04:40 PM): the rockies won 19 of 20 games
Zubonderlander (11:04:43 PM): and it's identical to Colorado's run
Zubonderlander (11:04:47 PM): yes
StupidKid (11:04:48 PM): no
Zubonderlander (11:04:55 PM): Oakland won something like 19 in a row couple years ago
StupidKid (11:04:59 PM): the Tigers went into the playoffs winning
Zubonderlander (11:05:00 PM): lost in the first round or something
Zubonderlander (11:05:07 PM): incredible hot streaks do not make certain teams better than others
StupidKid (11:05:08 PM): losing*
StupidKid (11:05:15 PM): Rockies went in winning!
Zubonderlander (11:05:31 PM): your point?
StupidKid (11:05:32 PM): i know
Zubonderlander (11:05:37 PM): that doesn't make anyone necessarily better
StupidKid (11:06:24 PM): the rockies deserve it more & prved that they deserve it by the way they played down the streach
Zubonderlander (11:06:35 PM): ....deserve?
Zubonderlander (11:06:35 PM): no
Zubonderlander (11:06:46 PM): the only way you can show you DESERVE to play in the World Series
Zubonderlander (11:06:52 PM): is by playing well enough in the playoffs to get there
StupidKid (11:06:52 PM): good thing game 1 is only one game no matter how bad the score is
Zubonderlander (11:06:54 PM): the Rockies did that
Zubonderlander (11:06:57 PM): the Tigers did that
Zubonderlander (11:07:02 PM): once you're in
Zubonderlander (11:07:07 PM): none of the regular season matters anymore
Zubonderlander (11:07:12 PM): it's an irrelevant argument
StupidKid (11:07:24 PM): w/e
StupidKid (11:07:36 PM): RED SOX SUCK bottom line!!!!!!!!
Zubonderlander (11:07:47 PM): yup, 13-1, quite the unimpressive performance
StupidKid (11:09:18 PM): its just one incredible game that they get the right bounces, don't mean they r good
Zubonderlander (11:09:50 PM): so i suppose sweeping the Angels and coming back from down 3-1 against Cleveland (who ran away with the Central) means nothing?
Zubonderlander (11:09:59 PM): they're in the mother***king World Series, of course they're good
StupidKid (11:10:29 PM): Cleveland aint that good they gave it away
StupidKid (11:10:56 PM): look wut kind of compition they had in the central this year
Zubonderlander (11:11:11 PM): for the half the year when the Tigers were good and uninjured
Zubonderlander (11:11:17 PM): they were neck and neck
Zubonderlander (11:11:33 PM): and they beat the Yankees...
Zubonderlander (11:11:37 PM): always means something
StupidKid (11:11:43 PM): ya but they didn't have any preasure 2 close out the year
Zubonderlander (11:11:53 PM): ....so?
StupidKid (11:11:59 PM): Yankees arn't that good
StupidKid (11:12:00 PM): duh
Zubonderlander (11:12:12 PM): so how did all these teams that are not that good get into the playoffs?
StupidKid (11:12:26 PM): Yankees r more over-rated than the red sox
StupidKid (11:12:49 PM): "S**T HAPPENS"
Zubonderlander (11:13:53 PM): well they must have done something right to get in....
StupidKid (11:14:18 PM): they got lucky bounces
Zubonderlander (11:14:25 PM): all year!?
StupidKid (11:14:43 PM): no the Tigers F**ked up @ the end of the year!
Zubonderlander (11:15:20 PM): that didn't have anything to do with Cleveland going on a mighty big win streak in September
StupidKid (11:16:39 PM): so wait r u watchin the game?
Zubonderlander (11:16:47 PM): yes i'm watching the game
Zubonderlander (11:16:50 PM): i would hardly call this lucky
Zubonderlander (11:16:56 PM): they're hitting Colorado's pitching all over the place
Zubonderlander (11:17:01 PM): Colorado can't GET a hit on the other hand
StupidKid (11:17:02 PM): wut time is 4 the free Taco on Oct. 30?
Zubonderlander (11:17:12 PM): between 2 and 5
StupidKid (11:17:14 PM): ok
StupidKid (11:17:26 PM): good we don't have school that day
StupidKid (11:17:34 PM): i'm goin Taco bell hoping
StupidKid (11:17:35 PM): lol

Faith in humanity.....dwindling....

[JackTheRipper]

I wanna punch this kid in the temple for just typing like that.

[ChisAto]

I want a free taco.

[Just Blaze]

I read the first five lines and stopped.....too much text

[JacktheRipper]

Just smoke some weed and do cocaine off of a stripper's ass. Then you just won't care.

[dkgojackets]

tl;dr

can you point out the highlights?

To be fair to the other kid, though

Zubonderlander (11:00:21 PM): Boston's going to sweep
Zubonderlander (11:00:24 PM): said it all along
Zubonderlander (11:00:30 PM): this would never be a series
StupidKid (11:00:40 PM): they won't sweep
StupidKid (11:01:03 PM): the Rockies r just gonna get the kinks out this game
Zubonderlander (11:01:20 PM): that's what everyone said about the Tigers last year

Tigers didn't get swept.