Post by robino2001 on Nov 4, 2007 13:51:58 GMT -5
alright... let's see what i remember about this kid that lived next door to me.. my roommate wasn't horrible, but we did grow tired of each other by about February/March...
my best friends roommate next door to me... was a 6-foot pudgy black dude...
-flaming homo but denied denied denied
-thought he was a ninja - jump kicked a little asian girl in the chest because he thought he was bruce lee... owned all this ninja shit... carried around throwing stars and threatened people
-flunked out of the uni because he never went to class/did homework... yet would make weak attempts to do his work at the last minute, 5am-ish, and yell at anyone who even flushed a toilet while he was working... yet he blasted his $500 sound system 24-7...
-his half of the dorm room was a fuckin mess... had stuff piled 4 ft high around the entire room... it was split right down the middle with my buddies half pristine and immaculate - his half was a dump.
-he never had sheets on his bed - he had a big mattress cover with a 18" skid mark right down the middle of it... talk about dirty...
-he did laundry once every 2 months or so... we'd hide his shit in his dirty clothes...
here are the biggies...
-he took my buddies textbooks and sold them back for cash...
-he'd sleep on my buddies bed whenever he was gone since his bed was inaccessible...
-we caught him one sunday evening when my buddy was coming back to the dorm from a weekend home asleep in my buddies bed, in his undies, with his hand down his undies with a good dream...
-he would use my buddies laptop when he went home for the weekend for gay porn - got a virus and had to wipe the entire computer...
that's all I can think of off the top of my head.... there's more I'll come up with later I'm sure...
my best friends roommate next door to me... was a 6-foot pudgy black dude...
-flaming homo but denied denied denied
-thought he was a ninja - jump kicked a little asian girl in the chest because he thought he was bruce lee... owned all this ninja shit... carried around throwing stars and threatened people
-flunked out of the uni because he never went to class/did homework... yet would make weak attempts to do his work at the last minute, 5am-ish, and yell at anyone who even flushed a toilet while he was working... yet he blasted his $500 sound system 24-7...
-his half of the dorm room was a fuckin mess... had stuff piled 4 ft high around the entire room... it was split right down the middle with my buddies half pristine and immaculate - his half was a dump.
-he never had sheets on his bed - he had a big mattress cover with a 18" skid mark right down the middle of it... talk about dirty...
-he did laundry once every 2 months or so... we'd hide his shit in his dirty clothes...
here are the biggies...
-he took my buddies textbooks and sold them back for cash...
-he'd sleep on my buddies bed whenever he was gone since his bed was inaccessible...
-we caught him one sunday evening when my buddy was coming back to the dorm from a weekend home asleep in my buddies bed, in his undies, with his hand down his undies with a good dream...
-he would use my buddies laptop when he went home for the weekend for gay porn - got a virus and had to wipe the entire computer...
that's all I can think of off the top of my head.... there's more I'll come up with later I'm sure...
