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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Dec 6, 2007 15:58:55 GMT -5
I can't ever get my 4 year old brother to laugh when I rip a big one... I find them funny and have found them funny ever since I can remember and I know I was laughing by at least 1 or 2 years old. Should I be concerned?  |
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Post by dkgojackets on Dec 6, 2007 16:22:50 GMT -5
Flatulence humor is an innate male trait.
There is reason to be concerned about your brother.
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Post by D-Mac on Dec 6, 2007 16:26:17 GMT -5
I never laughed about farts or anything remotely nasty like that shit, I think its the most disgusting thing ever.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Dec 6, 2007 16:52:12 GMT -5
I never laughed about farts or anything remotely nasty like that shit, I think its the most disgusting thing ever. You don't get any pride out of ripping a big one? |
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Post by Just Blaze on Dec 6, 2007 16:52:59 GMT -5
Spartan needs to mature a little bit more to find out letting one rip isnt funny now a days
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Dec 6, 2007 16:55:40 GMT -5
Spartan needs to mature a little bit more to find out letting one rip isnt funny now a days Hmm... I thought I would have a lot of concerned DC people here... I guess I suck. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Dec 6, 2007 17:40:25 GMT -5
Spartan needs to mature a little bit more to find out letting one rip isnt funny now a days Quit trying to be so mature...it's a guy thing. We're simple, immature creatres that find bodily functions funny. If you say you don't, you're just trying to hard. Embrace it, just keep it under wraps with chicks... Seems pretty damn simple. |
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Post by Sportsbuck on Dec 6, 2007 18:03:10 GMT -5
Except some chicks that find it funny.
Like Peter Griffin said, "The best thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love their gas".
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Post by D-Mac on Dec 6, 2007 18:47:31 GMT -5
I hate farting myself most of the time i hold it in lol. Im gonna get ragged badly for this.
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Post by Sportsbuck on Dec 6, 2007 18:53:24 GMT -5
I'm luckily always silent around girls and manage to pass it off as someone else's.
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Post by ChisAto on Dec 6, 2007 18:55:38 GMT -5
I'm luckily always silent around girls and manage to pass it off as someone else's. When you're in the locker room and places where there ain't no girls, you let that shit rip lol. but if your in class you like sneak it out, then you're like: Damn Jose (or whatever) why you farting in class. |
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Post by D-Mac on Dec 6, 2007 19:13:22 GMT -5
I'm luckily always silent around girls and manage to pass it off as someone else's. When you're in the locker room and places where there ain't no girls, you let that shit rip lol. but if your in class you like sneak it out, then you're like: Damn Jose (or whatever) why you farting in class. Y did u just use the name jose? |
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Post by ChisAto on Dec 6, 2007 19:18:46 GMT -5
When you're in the locker room and places where there ain't no girls, you let that shit rip lol. but if your in class you like sneak it out, then you're like: Damn Jose (or whatever) why you farting in class. Y did u just use the name jose? cuz I'm in Cali and I figured everybody would think its full of Mexicans lol. School is like 95% minority, 5% white. |
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Post by sep on Dec 6, 2007 19:19:54 GMT -5
I cant smell anything unless its really strong. So people who rip big ones dont bother me at all.
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Post by Keeper on Dec 6, 2007 19:46:07 GMT -5
I am backing up turnin in this thread, I don't think I've ever laughed at one.
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Post by TJFOR3 on Dec 6, 2007 19:56:04 GMT -5
I laugh at farts. Our hockey team stinks up the bus with the best of 'em.
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Post by Freak93 on Dec 6, 2007 23:16:52 GMT -5
In front of girls or anyone I am trying to look remotely mature for I say I hate them. They are pretty funny, when used correctly. I can't stand a comedian who is doing stand up and makes constant fart jokes.
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Post by cooljayhu on Dec 7, 2007 0:03:18 GMT -5
funny fart story:
my sister's boyfriend is a high school gym and math teacher (or he is going to be he is doing his practicum right now at my old high school) and a couple days ago one of his kids got up during a first aid training video and proceeded to fart right on top of another kids head (they were lying on those blue gym mats) and then just sat back down. Grant (my sister's bf) said it was probably one of the funniest thing he has ever seen but he couldn't laugh cause he is the teacher. But he couldn't help from cracking up as kicked the kid out. I can just picture that happen and it makes me laugh.
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Post by JackTheRipper on Dec 7, 2007 2:02:56 GMT -5
Undeniably funny if used right.
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Dec 7, 2007 15:59:01 GMT -5
I always thought that it was like a default gene in males to laugh and find them funny, and that if you don't laugh at farts you must be gay.
Like Freak, I think they are great when used properly. Of course, around my girlfriend, hell no. But around guys, I let em go.
Last year some kid farted right in the middle of our final exam and every single person's eyes were on him and the teacher couldn't help but laugh. I was dying.
I also farted into the intercom at Wal-Mart. "I was like attention Wal-Mart shoppers *rip big one" and literally ran out of the store.
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