Dont Open Your Gifts Early

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ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) ― A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a local hospital for a wound to the chest and released, police said.

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[Freak93]

I have another warning. Don't buy presents at the clothing department of a store in Pennsylvania. You might get stabbed. Seriously though, we did have a guy who worked in our department who stabbed a dude once.

[detroitbasketball]

They really have to find out what that present was. Inquiring minds want to know.

[Freak93]

I say it was a dildo and he told her to go screw herself. Either that or it was a subscription to Playboy.

[Sportsbuck]

Uh, she stabbed him because she accused him of having an affair.

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"A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early"

"As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair"

Maybe she did it because of both. Who knows.

[Sportsbuck]

It would be quite funny though if Freak's predictions came out to be true.