cooljayhu
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You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch
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Post by cooljayhu on Feb 18, 2008 23:27:43 GMT -5
Since it was a holiday (family day) today I went out last night to a bar with some friends. I started chatting up this cute girl and whatever. Bought some drinks and whatnot and we talked about what we were doing. This is the convo we had (keep in mind she was very drunk):
Her: So do you work or go to school or what? Me: I'm a student at the UofA. I'm in civil engineering. Her: Oh cool. So where are you from? Me: I'm from Fort Saskatchewan, but I pretty much do everything in edmonton. Her: Oh but you live in the city during school right? Me: No I drive every day. Her: But I thought you lived in Saskatchewan? (this girl had been living in Edmonton her whole life) Me: No Fort Saskatchewan is like half an hour out of edmonton. Yeah I drive every day for like an hour to get to school Her: Oh cool. So whats Saskatchewan like? I heard it's really flat there. (at this point I'm almost about to leave but this girl was cute so I stuck with it) Me: No I told you not Saskatchewan, Fort Saskatchewan is just outside Edmonton. Her: Oh, I get it now. So do you work or go to school or what?
Needless to say that was the last straw, I took my drink elsewhere. I just couldn't take it anymore even if that girl was cute.
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Feb 18, 2008 23:53:31 GMT -5
sock in the mouth and man bits in vag.. it work especially if the real estate is nice.
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Feb 19, 2008 0:18:38 GMT -5
That's when you need to hit the bitch.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Feb 19, 2008 0:27:00 GMT -5
God I love drunk girls...
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Post by dkgojackets on Feb 19, 2008 0:33:31 GMT -5
obv just go with the saskatchewan thing until you get her in bed
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Post by Freak93 on Feb 19, 2008 0:44:22 GMT -5
Dude, hit that shit from behind.
Yes, that is purely random. It was on 'Flight of the Conchords' and does not really pertain to this matter. However, if you could hit it from behind, I say go for it.
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D-Mac
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M-I-Z-Z-O-U
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Post by D-Mac on Feb 19, 2008 8:02:42 GMT -5
i hate dumb bitches.
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Jewel27
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I am a women... call me girly names
Cubs in 09...Only 100 Years
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Post by Jewel27 on Feb 20, 2008 17:41:46 GMT -5
obv just go with the saskatchewan thing until you get her in bed couldnt agree more
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Feb 20, 2008 21:10:50 GMT -5
Scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired results?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Feb 21, 2008 0:09:52 GMT -5
Porkchop Sandwiches!
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Post by Freak93 on Feb 21, 2008 9:30:36 GMT -5
Who wants a body massage?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Feb 21, 2008 10:36:54 GMT -5
Who wants a body massage? Uh, what the hell?
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Feb 21, 2008 14:50:18 GMT -5
Who wants a body massage? Uh, what the hell? *Quickly puts down and after having it raised.*
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