cooljayhu
All-Conference
You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch
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Post by cooljayhu on Apr 3, 2008 19:35:52 GMT -5
Whats the best (or funniest whichever you prefer) advice you ever received? I was talking to my friends brother about picking up drunk chicks at the bar and he says this diddy to me:
"It's just like Mario man. You gotta slay a few dragons before you can get to the princess."
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Post by dkgojackets on Apr 3, 2008 20:14:17 GMT -5
Don't buy the cow when the milk is free.
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Post by Freak93 on Apr 3, 2008 21:52:33 GMT -5
When in doubt, pull it out.
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D-Mac
All-Conference
M-I-Z-Z-O-U
Posts: 1,717
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Post by D-Mac on Apr 3, 2008 22:13:41 GMT -5
Money Over Bitches.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Apr 3, 2008 22:54:03 GMT -5
Bitches Ain't Shit
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Chief Bstn
All-Conference
I'm a whore for Silver
Posts: 1,920
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Post by Chief Bstn on Apr 4, 2008 6:17:37 GMT -5
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LjSnUo
Varsity
Dipset all day
Posts: 936
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Post by LjSnUo on Apr 4, 2008 10:56:23 GMT -5
but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick! |
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Post by SilverChaosVII on Apr 7, 2008 12:39:57 GMT -5
Pee in her butt
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LjSnUo
Varsity
Dipset all day
Posts: 936
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Post by LjSnUo on Apr 8, 2008 1:25:57 GMT -5
this turned out to be the worst advice thread ever. We are creatures of habit in the long run.
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JackTheRipper
All-American
I farted my way out of an elevator..
Posts: 5,476
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Post by JackTheRipper on Apr 8, 2008 17:33:56 GMT -5
"If the bitch does not produce the desired results, try hitting her."
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