Varsity Blues

[Loki]

"The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro."

Miss Davis: "A pedro?"

"Yeah, uh huh."

[JackTheRipper]

Donkey punch, yeah that's one. Chili dog, mmhmmm. Glass bottom boat, sure. Hot lunch, your lover always loves a hot lunch.

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