Chief Bstn
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I'm a whore for Silver
Posts: 1,920
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May 3, 2008 21:38:23 GMT -5
Post by Chief Bstn on May 3, 2008 21:38:23 GMT -5
to get me out of work. go.
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May 3, 2008 21:51:50 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on May 3, 2008 21:51:50 GMT -5
VD
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May 3, 2008 21:52:33 GMT -5
Post by detroitbasketball on May 3, 2008 21:52:33 GMT -5
You had a rough night last night and you're not sure you'll be able to stand up straight.
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May 3, 2008 21:56:12 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on May 3, 2008 21:56:12 GMT -5
"If you can stop this terrible shit, I will be there"
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JackTheRipper
All-American
I farted my way out of an elevator..
Posts: 5,476
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May 3, 2008 21:58:14 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on May 3, 2008 21:58:14 GMT -5
Ok, realistically? Fake sickness. If not, just cite "family emergency". They really can't ask you as it's personal. If they DO ask, just say family member x had to be rushed to the hospital and you wanted to be near them.
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ChisAto
All-Conference
Mike Hart's Baby's Momma
RIP JAMES HAWKINS
Posts: 2,064
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May 3, 2008 22:43:42 GMT -5
Post by ChisAto on May 3, 2008 22:43:42 GMT -5
Just say- You went on an airplane and it crashed, your entire family died and you became a vegetable.. Then go to work the next day.
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JackTheRipper
All-American
I farted my way out of an elevator..
Posts: 5,476
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Post by JackTheRipper on May 4, 2008 0:32:56 GMT -5
"I heard you ran into my twin at the ballgame. And if you don't believe that, sorry I was at the ballgame."
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on May 4, 2008 0:52:17 GMT -5
say your masturbating and can't be interuppted.
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Post by Freak93 on May 4, 2008 9:08:15 GMT -5
Nobody questions anal warts.
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Maize
All-Conference
"Living vicariously through myself."
Posts: 2,067
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May 4, 2008 14:07:04 GMT -5
Post by Maize on May 4, 2008 14:07:04 GMT -5
"If you can stop this terrible shit, I will be there" Diarrhea is the way to play, can never be questioned. |
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May 4, 2008 14:08:44 GMT -5
Post by detroitbasketball on May 4, 2008 14:08:44 GMT -5
"My testicle exploded"
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Jewel27
Varsity
I am a women... call me girly names
Cubs in 09...Only 100 Years
Posts: 546
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May 4, 2008 14:38:03 GMT -5
Post by Jewel27 on May 4, 2008 14:38:03 GMT -5
got lost on the way there
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D-Mac
All-Conference
M-I-Z-Z-O-U
Posts: 1,717
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Post by D-Mac on May 7, 2008 7:07:42 GMT -5
I just tell my work Im not coming in because I dont want to. Works like a charm. Although I work at a very very laid back turtle wax car wash so maybe that is why lol.
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Leak2Troupe03
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Tim Tebow: Heisman, Mr. 20-20
Posts: 2,356
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May 7, 2008 11:31:50 GMT -5
Post by Leak2Troupe03 on May 7, 2008 11:31:50 GMT -5
Tell your job you needed to wash your car Turnin.
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May 7, 2008 13:39:52 GMT -5
Post by Freak93 on May 7, 2008 13:39:52 GMT -5
I love how we all just try and avoid any possible reality of this happening to anyone. Style points to you DB. |
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cooljayhu
All-Conference
You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch
Posts: 3,418
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May 7, 2008 18:23:53 GMT -5
Post by cooljayhu on May 7, 2008 18:23:53 GMT -5
my sister worked at a golf course a while back and this guy used getting his dick stuck in his zipper as an excuse
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JackTheRipper
All-American
I farted my way out of an elevator..
Posts: 5,476
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May 7, 2008 23:53:57 GMT -5
Post by JackTheRipper on May 7, 2008 23:53:57 GMT -5
I love how we all just try and avoid any possible reality of this happening to anyone. Style points to you DB. Yeah, but do you really want to tell people at work something like that? People at work gossip and they'd be whispering "did you hear that guy's balls exploded?" left and right. Do you really want that? |
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Post by detroitbasketball on May 8, 2008 0:06:35 GMT -5
I love how we all just try and avoid any possible reality of this happening to anyone. Style points to you DB. Yeah, but do you really want to tell people at work something like that? People at work gossip and they'd be whispering "did you hear that guy's balls exploded?" left and right. Do you really want that? I revise it. When you quit your job, tell them that. You'll go down in history, that's for sure. |
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