The Movie Quote Thread

[JackTheRipper]

Self explanitory.

Neil Patrick Harris: Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.

Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Harold: Did Doogie Houser just steal my f***ng car?

Kumar: Shotgun anus!

Goldstein: This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!

Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs

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Peter Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

Peter: I need to B my L on someone's T's.

Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

[Freak93]

I hate when people quote The Godfather. Poser society has ruined that movie for me.

"Oh captain, my captain."

[Keeper]

I still can't believe NPH is gay. It doesn't register to me.

[JackTheRipper]

May 19, 2008 22:33:47 GMT -5 Keeper said:

I still can't believe NPH is gay. It doesn't register to me.

Doesn't change a thing for me.

[Maize]

I agree that the Godfather quotes have downplayed my love of the movie, but its still at the top of my lips. Not sure why Pulp Fiction quotes never caught on as much. Good stuff, heres my favorite from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (besides those previously posted):

Aldous: Oh yeah, I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.

Kunu (Paul Ruud): When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*** the lemons,' and bail.

Matt (Jonah Hill): I just went from six to midnight