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Post by cooljayhu on May 20, 2008 20:52:24 GMT -5
Okay so I heard the weirdest story of all time this weekend. Now I am not 100% that the story is true so don't blame but the girl who told me doesn't lie FWIW. Now if you feel that a disturbing story is not for just don't even read on. Okay, so this girl went out with her girls one night and she was chatted with this guy. She wasn't the most "promiscusis" girl you've ever seen as she rarely picked up guys at the bar. So tonight she has too much to drink and decides to take this guy into the bathroom. She preformed "fellatio" on him and then never saw him again after. The next morning she woke up with a horrible rash in and around her mouth. She was worried but waited another day until it really got bad before she went to the doctor. The doc took some tests and later that week he called her telling her that it was urgent she come back. Apparantly the rash she got on her mouth is caused by direct contact with dead people. Baffled, she had no idea how this could happen. A few days later she finally tracked down this guy to figure what had happened. Now here's the most disgusting part so if you're still reading there's time. This guy's profession? Mortecian   |
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Post by Freak93 on May 20, 2008 20:56:04 GMT -5
That is so kinky.
Seriously, that is freaking sick though. I hate people so much.
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Post by cooljayhu on May 20, 2008 21:30:20 GMT -5
this past story was told sitting around the campfire this weekend and right after this one was told. (since I don`t feel like going into details I`ll give a brief rundown)
- Guy picks up chick
- guy does chick
- girl asks guy to do it in the butt
- guy`s junk hurts with no explanation
- guy urinates out a couple sesame seeds
- guy finds out girl had hamburgers the day before meeting
yeah woah
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Post by Loki on May 20, 2008 21:32:27 GMT -5
ROFLOLOLOLOLOL.
Ok the first story had me grossed out, this one had me laughing out loud. Haha, that's too good.
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Post by Freak93 on May 20, 2008 21:32:59 GMT -5
this past story was told sitting around the campfire this weekend and right after this one was told. (since I don`t feel like going into details I`ll give a brief rundown) - Guy picks up chick - guy does chick - girl asks guy to do it in the butt - guy`s junk hurts with no explanation - guy urinates out a couple sesame seeds - guy finds out girl had hamburgers the day before meeting yeah woah That one doesn't get me. I mean, you are taking the risk doing it in the butt. When you stick it in a butt, you know your junk could come out even junkier. However, you don't expect to meet a guy who screws dead people. |
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Post by Chief Bstn on May 20, 2008 22:13:42 GMT -5
bama's story a couple years ago was probably the most shocking I've ever read.
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Post by cooljayhu on May 20, 2008 23:11:12 GMT -5
enlighten me bstn cause I cant remember
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Post by JackTheRipper on May 20, 2008 23:42:44 GMT -5
I've actually heard the initial story.
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Post by cooljayhu on May 20, 2008 23:46:32 GMT -5
you've heard it? thats weird maybe she heard it from the same place
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Post by SilverChaosVII on May 20, 2008 23:49:02 GMT -5
That is f'in nasty. lmao
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Post by Chief Bstn on May 21, 2008 11:40:41 GMT -5
It was about anal sex. That's all I'm going to say.
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Post by JacktheRipper on May 21, 2008 12:17:17 GMT -5
It was about anal sex. That's all I'm going to say. I'm going to assume it was the Tucker Max story. Go to tuckermax.com and go to "Tucker Tries Anal" |
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Post by JackTheRipper on May 21, 2008 23:39:52 GMT -5
It was about anal sex. That's all I'm going to say. I'm going to assume it was the Tucker Max story. Go to tuckermax.com and go to "Tucker Tries Anal" Delightful site. Makes me sad that he never updates. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on May 22, 2008 15:59:11 GMT -5
I'm going to assume it was the Tucker Max story. Go to tuckermax.com and go to "Tucker Tries Anal" Delightful site. Makes me sad that he never updates. Well he's got to be getting into his thirties, so less crazy stories to be had and told. |
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Post by JackTheRipper on May 22, 2008 17:47:07 GMT -5
Delightful site. Makes me sad that he never updates. Well he's got to be getting into his thirties, so less crazy stories to be had and told. And pimping his book out. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on May 22, 2008 17:50:00 GMT -5
Which is awesome. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" got me through sophomore or junior year (I don't remember which) religion class.
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Post by JackTheRipper on May 22, 2008 18:16:26 GMT -5
Which is awesome. "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" got me through sophomore or junior year (I don't remember which) religion class. I need to pick that up along with "Alphabet of Manliness" from Maddox. |
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Post by Chief Bstn on May 23, 2008 5:56:46 GMT -5
haha, my friend was showing me Alphabet of Manliness when we were in Barnes and Noble. Pretty sure I'm picking it up.
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