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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 24, 2008 12:08:29 GMT -5
Just ask *likely* former Alabama running back/linebacker Jimmy Johns. Six felony drug charges. He's making the University proud, that's for sure.
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Post by ChisAto on Jun 24, 2008 12:55:18 GMT -5
Not to sound F'd up, but u got more space for that dope ass class of 32 now..
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 24, 2008 13:06:27 GMT -5
Not to sound F'd up, but u got more space for that dope ass class of 32 now.. Na, I thought the same thing. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 24, 2008 13:19:46 GMT -5
Jimmy Johns? Isn't that a gourmet sandwich place?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 24, 2008 13:48:50 GMT -5
Jimmy Johns? Isn't that a gourmet sandwich place? You know, I was wondering how his sandwiches were selling so well. Now I know. Nothing tastier than a peanut butter and cocaine sandwich. |
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Post by bearcat on Jun 24, 2008 20:10:52 GMT -5
Well, this explains why I was hallucinating after eating that Jimmy Johns sandwich a few weeks back...
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jun 24, 2008 21:45:32 GMT -5
Damnit Bama, I expected a story about how you did cocaine with Jevin Snead or Houston Nutt or something like that.
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jun 25, 2008 0:24:29 GMT -5
Am I too late for the five o'clock free crack giveaway?
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 25, 2008 10:15:29 GMT -5
Damnit Bama, I expected a story about how you did cocaine with Jevin Snead or Houston Nutt or something like that. I'm not up at school yet...  That's probably the second thing I'm going to do when I get up there though. *dances* |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 25, 2008 10:59:52 GMT -5
Sorry to double post but Mr. Johns put Alabama on top of the Fulmer Cup standings for this year. For those unfamiliar with this award, it goes to the school with the most off season players getting in trouble. EDSBS keeps up with it. Alabama leapfroged the top ten...going from 8 points to a commanding 28 points, seven above second place Missouri. 20 points for Jimmy Johns, giving Alabama another off season championship.
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Post by bearcat on Jun 25, 2008 16:29:06 GMT -5
Eh, I wouldn't put much stock in that. It's just a bunch of hacks with nothing else better to do.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 25, 2008 16:31:39 GMT -5
Eh, I wouldn't put much stock in that. It's just a bunch of hacks with nothing else better to do. Dude I know, it's just funny. I mean, it's named the Fulmer Cup for the love of all that is holy! Still, Johns pretty much went apeshit. I haven't heard of many college football players getting six felony charges. |
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Post by bearcat on Jun 25, 2008 16:34:23 GMT -5
The fact that it's called the Fulmer Cup should make any Tide fan's day.
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jun 25, 2008 16:40:58 GMT -5
The fact that it's called the Fulmer Cup should make any Tide fan's day. Oh it does. Just the fact we're going to "win" something named after him though, not quite as happy. Breaking news on the case is that he sold a gram of blow in the football complex parking lot. Great move. Not to mention dog fighting rumors are starting to circle. This story may not be over just yet and that's such a bad thing. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 25, 2008 16:43:04 GMT -5
It's the Mo Clarett of drugs.
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That's probably the second thing I'm going to do when I get up there though. *dances*