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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 15, 2008 23:03:11 GMT -5
Party. All strippers must have a pulse.
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Post by Keeper on Jul 15, 2008 23:23:04 GMT -5
Happy birthday you charming young man
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Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Jul 15, 2008 23:34:53 GMT -5
yeah usma.. happy birthday.
and thanks all for not adding me to the wishes.
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jul 16, 2008 0:50:44 GMT -5
Well, that's because no one knows what to call you.  Thank you very much. |
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 16, 2008 0:52:52 GMT -5
Usma, happy birthday. You rock my fucking life man!
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 16, 2008 9:24:18 GMT -5
Party. All strippers must have a pulse. I disagree with this decision. A dead girl can't say no. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 16, 2008 10:41:53 GMT -5
Party. All strippers must have a pulse. I disagree with this decision. A dead girl can't say no. A dead girl also can't, you know, do the "stripping" part. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 16, 2008 13:02:19 GMT -5
I disagree with this decision. A dead girl can't say no. A dead girl also can't, you know, do the "stripping" part. Uh...yeah. Stand her up pre-stripped. Sure you loose the tease part of it, but you still get the moneyshot. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 16, 2008 13:08:20 GMT -5
A dead girl also can't, you know, do the "stripping" part. Uh...yeah. Stand her up pre-stripped. Sure you loose the tease part of it, but you still get the moneyshot. She'd be apt to flop over, I'd think. |
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Post by JacktheRipper on Jul 16, 2008 13:25:12 GMT -5
Uh...yeah. Stand her up pre-stripped. Sure you loose the tease part of it, but you still get the moneyshot. She'd be apt to flop over, I'd think. Makes it easier to get down to business that way. |
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 16, 2008 14:10:59 GMT -5
Uh...yeah. Stand her up pre-stripped. Sure you loose the tease part of it, but you still get the moneyshot. She'd be apt to flop over, I'd think. That is the hottest thing a stripper can do. |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 16, 2008 19:21:26 GMT -5
I wouldn't want to bang someone dead, they'd be flopping everywhere. Plus, once rigor mortis sets in, it just doesn't work.
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Post by Cerrano39 on Jul 16, 2008 19:23:07 GMT -5
I wouldn't want to bang someone dead, they'd be flopping everywhere. Plus, once rigor mortis sets in, it just doesn't work. Flopping around ain't so bad. |
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Post by Sportsbuck on Jul 16, 2008 20:25:05 GMT -5
It'd be a lot like banging a fish.
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Post by Keeper on Jul 16, 2008 23:12:44 GMT -5
I would if it was Megan Fox  |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jul 17, 2008 0:50:35 GMT -5
I would if it was Megan Fox How about Miley? |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jul 17, 2008 19:48:48 GMT -5
I'm so glad I came in here.
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jul 17, 2008 21:16:21 GMT -5
You mean you weren't going to? There goes the possibility of me making YOU a birthday thread!  |
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jul 17, 2008 21:19:45 GMT -5
You mean you weren't going to? There goes the possibility of me making YOU a birthday thread! You love it. |
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 18, 2008 14:50:55 GMT -5
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