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Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 15, 2008 18:19:34 GMT -5

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What are some good burns and/or trashtalking you've heard.

First one was by one of my friends (who is a calgary flames fan) to a guy wearing an avs jersey a few days ago before the avs and flames played each other:

Avs guy: Flames suck. They're going down tonight.
Friend: How old are you?
Avs: 21.
Friend: So you're 21 and you wore track pants to university. Wow.

The following trashtalk was directed at my team by a calgary fan during our playoff game on saturday (we lost and it ended our season

):

- "You're matching arm bands don't change the fact that you're an offensive lineman"

-To one of our o-lineman: "You look like a giant tomato."

-To me after taking a big drink of water: "You better save some of that water for the 4th quarter, you're gonna need it."

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detroitbasketball Legend Tate Forcier gives me wood John 11:35 - Jesus wept Posts: 10,560	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 15, 2008 22:47:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 15, 2008 22:47:31 GMT -5 I'm not gonna lie, those are some of the most pathetic "burns" I've ever heard.

Keeper All-Conference MONTANA TIME! Posts: 3,913	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 15, 2008 22:59:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Keeper on Oct 15, 2008 22:59:31 GMT -5 Oct 15, 2008 22:47:31 GMT -5 detroitbasketball said: I'm not gonna lie, those are some of the most pathetic "burns" I've ever heard. I wanted to post this earlier today, but did not want to be the asshole on the forums.
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Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 15, 2008 23:33:09 GMT -5

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Oct 15, 2008 22:59:31 GMT -5 Keeper said:

Oct 15, 2008 22:47:31 GMT -5 detroitbasketball said:

I'm not gonna lie, those are some of the most pathetic "burns" I've ever heard.

I wanted to post this earlier today, but did not want to be the asshole on the forums.

I'm not trying to pile on or anything, but I thought he was joking based on those.

cooljayhu All-Conference You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch Posts: 3,418	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 15, 2008 23:51:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cooljayhu on Oct 15, 2008 23:51:57 GMT -5 fine dickbags lets hear some better ones then
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SilverChaosVII Varsity Posts: 23	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 16, 2008 0:04:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SilverChaosVII on Oct 16, 2008 0:04:55 GMT -5 lmao, he was serious! lmfao. ahahaha seriously... those did suck tho

Freak93 Legend I Have EXTREME Gay Jungle Fever Posts: 10,141	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 16, 2008 6:47:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Freak93 on Oct 16, 2008 6:47:37 GMT -5 You hosers! Beat that
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I am a huge CUNT All-Conference I want Tate Forcier's baby batter Posts: 3,638	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 16, 2008 16:17:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by I am a huge CUNT on Oct 16, 2008 16:17:21 GMT -5 Oct 16, 2008 6:47:37 GMT -5 Freak93 said: You hosers! Beat that Cooljay, please tell me those didn't get to you. Those were weak.

cooljayhu All-Conference You Moterboatin' Son of a Bitch Posts: 3,418	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 16, 2008 17:06:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cooljayhu on Oct 16, 2008 17:06:02 GMT -5 ok so maybe it wasn't the best trashtalking but they were funny to me at the time not so much hurtful or whatever but I found them to be pretty fun when they were said
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Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 17, 2008 6:15:10 GMT -5

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Oct 16, 2008 16:17:21 GMT -5 I am a huge CUNT said:

Oct 16, 2008 6:47:37 GMT -5 Freak93 said:

You hosers!

*Beat that*

Cooljay, please tell me those didn't get to you. Those were weak.

Why did you quote me boner-eater? *BURN* [Just to stay with the trend of the thread]

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PrimadonnaPictures All-Conference I'm bored with looking good. Posts: 1,395	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 17, 2008 9:31:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PrimadonnaPictures on Oct 17, 2008 9:31:02 GMT -5 Nice.... sweat pants. Where'd you get them? the.. toilet store?
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Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 17, 2008 12:33:23 GMT -5

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Post by D-Mac on Oct 17, 2008 12:33:23 GMT -5

my friends and i were at the strip club all wasted and some guy was having his bachelor party that night and the announcer guy goes,

"I found the guy with the smallest cock in here tonight."

Then my friend yells "NEEEDDLLEEE DICCCKKKK!!!" Soon enough we had the whole club yellin that shit. good times good times.

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Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 17, 2008 22:22:29 GMT -5

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Oct 17, 2008 12:33:23 GMT -5 D-Mac said:

my friends and i were at the strip club all wasted and some guy was having his bachelor party that night and the announcer guy goes,

"I found the guy with the smallest cock in here tonight."

Then my friend yells "NEEEDDLLEEE DICCCKKKK!!!" Soon enough we had the whole club yellin that shit. good times good times.

Oh Snap BOYYEEE!!

Jan 13, 2009 20:24:03 GMT -5 The Situation said:

I'd explode in that pussy like an AIDS grenade.

JackTheRipper All-American I farted my way out of an elevator.. Posts: 5,476	Good Burns/Trashtalking Oct 17, 2008 23:59:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JackTheRipper on Oct 17, 2008 23:59:59 GMT -5 I already got that watch, you dumb.