Post by The Situation on Apr 12, 2009 1:53:28 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
He's hungry for your BRAINS!!!!!!
Grab your shotguns!
Grab your wives!
Grab a local!
Turn into a Jet! Bomb Russia!
Like a boss!!!!!!!
Why are unicorns seen as these peaceful, kind animals. They had the speed of a horse with a battering ram attached to it's head. That's going to mess someone's world up, not create world peace.
Then we'd hunt unicorns for their horns. It'd become like elephant hunting, except people would actually care. People would be viewed as evil for their unicorn horn knives and unicorn horn tiles. People would then sell the discarded horn products to a company who will grind it up and store it in a freezer for a few hundred years. Then sell it as an aphrodisiac.
The gays would take up the unicorn as their mascot, because they are both fabulous and well...consider the horn. Conservatives would love hunting unicorns. So they would eventually become extinct, because if we can't hang the gays we can at least blow their animal away with a shotgun.
The gays would see the bright side of extinct unicorns, the fact it'd be cool to have ivory cigarette holders.
This therefore proves Bill O'Reilly hates unicorns.
Om nom nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kool!
;D
He's hungry for your BRAINS!!!!!!
Grab your shotguns!
Grab your wives!
Grab a local!
Turn into a Jet! Bomb Russia!
Like a boss!!!!!!!
Why are unicorns seen as these peaceful, kind animals. They had the speed of a horse with a battering ram attached to it's head. That's going to mess someone's world up, not create world peace.
Then we'd hunt unicorns for their horns. It'd become like elephant hunting, except people would actually care. People would be viewed as evil for their unicorn horn knives and unicorn horn tiles. People would then sell the discarded horn products to a company who will grind it up and store it in a freezer for a few hundred years. Then sell it as an aphrodisiac.
The gays would take up the unicorn as their mascot, because they are both fabulous and well...consider the horn. Conservatives would love hunting unicorns. So they would eventually become extinct, because if we can't hang the gays we can at least blow their animal away with a shotgun.
The gays would see the bright side of extinct unicorns, the fact it'd be cool to have ivory cigarette holders.
This therefore proves Bill O'Reilly hates unicorns.
Om nom nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kool!
;D
