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Post by The Situation on Jun 17, 2009 16:30:27 GMT -5
Discuss
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 17, 2009 17:21:44 GMT -5
There is. His name is Chuck Norris.
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Post by Freak93 on Jun 17, 2009 20:31:07 GMT -5
We found a passage from the Bible on the floor at work today. This girl brought it over to me and it kind of confused me because I thought she wrote it. Then I found out it was a Bible passage. That sucked.
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jun 27, 2009 0:33:32 GMT -5
lolthebiblelol
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Post by I am a huge CUNT on Jun 27, 2009 11:31:23 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!1111 QUIT BEING AN IGNORANT FUCK!!!! |
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Post by The Situation on Jun 27, 2009 15:09:03 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!1111 QUIT BEING AN IGNORANT FUCK!!!! Yeah, but he raises a very good point. |
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Post by jct32 on Jun 30, 2009 20:00:35 GMT -5
I could go through and explain the many reasons why I know there is a God.
but I'll give it to you in Bama terms
You can either believe that we evolved from goo or that there is a God.
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Buzz Killington
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Immense disappointment and let down
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jun 30, 2009 20:42:53 GMT -5
Wow. Just, wow. In fact, I've never heard it put better ever. You just explained how creation HAS to be true, because we're absolutely NOT all evolved from a prehistoric glob of goo. Right? Absolutely! You've Made A Believer Out Of Me, jct! Glory To God In The Highest!
I THINK, PERSONALLY, THAT GALILEO MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE BY GIVING UP SCIENCE FOR CHRIST!
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 30, 2009 20:46:30 GMT -5
There's an argument to be had here. Sadly, it was just presented in the most inarticulate manner possible.
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Post by Freak93 on Jun 30, 2009 23:57:23 GMT -5
I could go through and explain the many reasons why I know there is a God. but I'll give it to you in Bama terms You can either believe that we evolved from goo or that there is a God. Men and women have babies. Women have the egg. Men fertilize the egg with sperm. Sperm is sometimes called goo in common slang. You came from goo. |
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JackTheRipper
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I farted my way out of an elevator..
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Post by JackTheRipper on Jul 1, 2009 0:06:50 GMT -5
I could go through and explain the many reasons why I know there is a God. but I'll give it to you in Bama terms You can either believe that we evolved from goo or that there is a God. Men and women have babies. Women have the egg. Men fertilize the egg with sperm. Sperm is sometimes called goo in common slang. You came from goo. Winner. |
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