Post by Freak93 on Mar 10, 2010 4:52:51 GMT -5
So tonight was quite the night. After a trip around a quaint little city, I went with friends out to dinner. However, one girl invited this guy friend of her who is a total tool. I took pride in making him look like a douche, insulting him in the most special and subtle of ways. Slightly there after it was off to the bar. The first place we hit up was very empty, but it got me pretty buzzed. Next, went to another bar and ran into some people I went to high school with. Dear lord that was fun. We made a plan to obtain the presidency in 2035 and spoke of the greatness of old blue eyes. I further got to diss aforementioned douche. Next, found out the there is a martini they make that tastes like chocolate milk. Decided it was time for pizza since it was last call. Went to the pizza place only to find that they were closed at 2AM. So instead we hit up a diner. Well, all was fine and well there (even crafted a television show and talked about sluts), but then I got bitched out by a religious fanatic. Apparently I am nothing, even though this girl does not know me. Finally, head back to my friends house only to be met with cops who were looking for a man involved in a hit and run. So that led to us trying to sneak our friend in who somewhat matched the description. Hopefully, tomorrow is a little more intense, as I fully intend to get knocked on my ass if at all possible.
