Leak2Troupe03
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Post by Leak2Troupe03 on Feb 23, 2005 14:52:30 GMT -5
Well guys I figured since my mascot quit his day job after getting arrested, I would need to find a new one. Where could I find a place with qualified mascots? Right here on DC.
Just set the application up like my example below and I will hold a poll next week deciding who the Bengals new mascot will be. I will be writing an article telling everyone the new mascot on my site later during the season.
Name:
Mascot #:
Height:
Weight:
Last Occupation:
Why you would like to be our new mascot:
A little background information about yourself:
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Post by claytonscrew80 on Feb 23, 2005 19:06:38 GMT -5
Name: Jake Smith
Mascot #: 80
Height: 5'2
Weight: 130
Last Occupation: Fast Food server at Mc'D's
Why you would like to be our new mascot: I really like football. I am athletic and I would fit the positon
A little background information about yourself: I used to be a cheerleade so I can do all sorts of splits and evrything I think I am a perfic fit for this job. Also I used to be the High School mascot.
J/K on all of that except my number
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nafsder2007
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Post by nafsder2007 on Feb 23, 2005 20:00:55 GMT -5
Jim Nafsder
I never learned to count
tall
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I'm still waiting...
Acadia Axeman Mascot
I have experience behind the mask for Axeman basketball. I also have a major in Mascot Acting from the same college. I'm only 32 years old, so I have quite a future ahead of me. At least, that's what my mama said. To show you how dedicated I am to my profession, in a recent article about me, it states, and I quote..." The only real job Jim has ever held is being Andy." That is commitment.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Feb 23, 2005 21:39:37 GMT -5
Jim Nafsder I never learned to count tall ... ... I'm still waiting... Acadia Axeman Mascot I have experience behind the mask for Axeman basketball. I also have a major in Mascot Acting from the same college. I'm only 32 years old, so I have quite a future ahead of me. At least, that's what my mama said. To show you how dedicated I am to my profession, in a recent article about me, it states, and I quote..." The only real job Jim has ever held is being Andy." That is commitment. I'd like to reccommend Nafsder for the mascot position. Aside from a little ehm, mishap with Kellen Sampson of Oklahoma, he's been loyal to the school. I think he's ready to make the jump to the pros. |
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Post by not2shaby on Feb 23, 2005 22:10:37 GMT -5
NAME: BerkleyThe Bengal
SIZE: 5'12 234lbs
NUM: 1/2 or .05
LAST JOB: S.T.O.M.P
WHY ME: I wont even tell you i'm Tony's(The Tiger) nephew, because that wouldn't be fair. Umm... Cause I love the Bengals.
Wnt to school at the University of Middle Ohio State Technology Institute of Whelm. I worked as a Janitorial Assistant in the old Stadium. Moved to Oregon where it's $7.25 minimum wage working at Jon Ron's Bike Shop. After that busted, I contacted my uncle where he let me fill in as an extra in his new movie " How Grrrrrrreat". Got discoverd, jumped around with STOMP for a year, and now i'm here, supporting 3 wifes and a child, or 3 childs and a wife.
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nafsder2007
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Post by nafsder2007 on Feb 24, 2005 20:19:39 GMT -5
NAME: BerkleyThe Bengal SIZE: 5'12 234lbs NUM: 1/2 or .05 LAST JOB: S.T.O.M.P WHY ME: I wont even tell you i'm Tony's(The Tiger) nephew, because that wouldn't be fair. Umm... Cause I love the Bengals. Wnt to school at the University of Middle Ohio State Technology Institute of Whelm. I worked as a Janitorial Assistant in the old Stadium. Moved to Oregon where it's $7.25 minimum wage working at Jon Ron's Bike Shop. After that busted, I contacted my uncle where he let me fill in as an extra in his new movie " How Grrrrrrreat". Got discoverd, jumped around with STOMP for a year, and now i'm here, supporting 3 wifes and a child, or 3 childs and a wife. i think i would be a much gooder mascot becuase i would be more dedicated i do not got different jobs like janiteering to get in my way i also don't got girls or little kids to get in my way neither and i am the bestest mascot on two legs that i have ever seened ^^Have fun trying to read that. Obvoiusly Mascot Acting wasn't a very hard major. |
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Post by not2shaby on Feb 25, 2005 14:32:43 GMT -5
i think i would be a much gooder mascot becuase i would be more dedicated i do not got different jobs like janiteering to get in my way i also don't got girls or little kids to get in my way neither and i am the bestest mascot on two legs..... ya write... as if you could possablly am able to even no that. |
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Buzz Killington
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Post by Buzz Killington on Mar 1, 2005 8:52:24 GMT -5
Name: Bungle the Bengal
#: 00
height: 4'3"
Weight: 50 lbs
Last Occpation: Preschool
I wanna be the mascot! I wanna be the mascot! I already have a costume, I used it for Halloween! it's so cute!
I'm five years old, I like pizza, and you have to pay me in M&M&Ms!
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nafsder2007
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Post by nafsder2007 on Mar 1, 2005 19:28:15 GMT -5
4'3" is a preschool giant...
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