Alex Confer
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"Welcome to where time stands still; no one leaves and no one will."
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 19:35:55 GMT -5
Questions can be directed at anyone, including Mark Cuban, assistant coaches, Ludacris, etc.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 31, 2005 19:37:33 GMT -5
Dewey Decimal, Dallas Morning News
Ludacris...may I ask you...what the f**k were you thinking trading Josh Howard to Detroit?
oh wait, thats my site, sorry...on to a REAL question....
Ludacris, Your team is 7-0, and I imagine you're living the high life. Do you think your team can keep this torrid pace going?
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 19:44:58 GMT -5
Ludacris, Your team is 7-0, and I imagine you're living the high life. Do you think your team can keep this torrid pace going? "Of course we can. What kind of question is that? That's like asking where the best grass is, or do black brothas like big booties. These Mavs are pretty cool man, and exceptional ballas too. I have an end-of-year surprise for them all, just for the hard work each of them put forth everyday." |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 31, 2005 19:48:05 GMT -5
Grant Lemon, AP
Ludacris, there have been published reports that you (being an African-American rapper) and Dirk Nowitzki (being a German with small reperitoire of English) have a communication gap. Do you, or is this false?
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 19:55:38 GMT -5
Ludacris, there have been published reports that you (being an African-American rapper) and Dirk Nowitzki (being a German with small reperitoire of English) have a communication gap. Do you, or is this false? "Aww hell no. That dude is black as night inside, and out on the basketball court too. I mean, what other 7-1 German refuses to listen to my lyrics because they ain't gangsta enough?" |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 31, 2005 20:01:07 GMT -5
Frank N. Stein, Dallas Something or Other
Ludacris, what are your feelings on the obnoxious Miami fans that pelted snocones at you? Are you planning to get some revenge next time the Mavericks visit South Beach?
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Post by BstnRdSx on Mar 31, 2005 20:01:53 GMT -5
Antoine Walker: Yo Cuban, why you be tradin' me?
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 20:03:29 GMT -5
Ludacris, what are your feelings on the obnoxious Miami fans that pelted snocones at you? Are you planning to get some revenge next time the Mavericks visit South Beach? "Forget South Beach. I'll find where they live and disturb the peace." |
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 20:05:43 GMT -5
Yo Cuban, why you be tradin' me? "Because I don't like you. Get his fat [expletive] out of here." |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 31, 2005 20:08:35 GMT -5
Rhune Kincaid, Owner of the NFL's Mexico City Maniacs
Mr. Cuban, I'd like to begin exclusive discussions with you to purchase the Dallas Mavericks franchise. When can we talk?
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Post by BstnRdSx on Mar 31, 2005 20:09:11 GMT -5
Tony Delk: Yo Cuban, why you be tradin' me holmes?
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 20:11:28 GMT -5
Mr. Cuban, I'd like to begin exclusive discussions with you to purchase the Dallas Mavericks franchise. When can we talk? "When...hell freezes over and the Mavs fail to make the postseason. Then we can have a nice little chat." |
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 20:12:54 GMT -5
Yo Cuban, why you be tradin' me holmes? "Sacrifices had to be made to get rid of fatty. Sorry homedog." |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Mar 31, 2005 20:14:07 GMT -5
Ima Gonnablow, President, National Weight Loss Association
Coach Nelson, I have a wonderful weight loss program that may interest you. Perhaps you could see me when you're done with this?
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Alex Confer
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Post by Alex Confer on Mar 31, 2005 20:17:27 GMT -5
Coach Nelson, I have a wonderful weight loss program that may interest you. Perhaps you could see me when you're done with this? "What did you say your name was again? And to get back on topic, maybe my good friend Luda can shed some light on your question..." Ludacris: "NO, YOU CRAZY BIATCH!" |
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Post by skip2mylou on Mar 31, 2005 20:50:31 GMT -5
Tim Duncan: Why will you team lose to the spurs?  |
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