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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 6, 2005 19:54:03 GMT -5
I'm also bored and feel like copying people, so I give you a State of the Hornets press conference. In my parallel universe, Bristow is still GM, so....those in attendance...
Owner George Shinn
GM Allan Bristow
Coach Byron Scott
PG Chris Paul
SG J.R. Smith
SF Danny Granger
PF Jonathan Bender
C Lorenzen Wright
SF Bostjan Nachbar
PF Maciej Lampe...everyone's favorite
C David Harrison
F/C Chris Andersen
Ask away...
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Alex Confer
All-American
"Welcome to where time stands still; no one leaves and no one will."
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Post by Alex Confer on Oct 6, 2005 19:56:38 GMT -5
Question for Maciej:
How's your hiney?
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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 6, 2005 19:58:02 GMT -5
Question for Maciej: How's your hiney? "My hiney? What hiney?" *reporter points to butt* "Oh, hiney! My hiney big and sexy...and big! I knock people over with hiney. Next question?" |
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Post by O-S-U Oregon St fite fite fite on Oct 7, 2005 13:28:05 GMT -5
Question for Chris Andersdon:
How does it feel for all of the white people to be ashamed their white after your dunk contest performance?
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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 7, 2005 14:04:36 GMT -5
Chris Andersen:
Yeah, you're white too. Let's see you even touch the rim, ya little (censored).
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ruff edgz
All-Conference
THE Univeristy of Michigan
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Post by ruff edgz on Oct 7, 2005 15:41:15 GMT -5
Question for Chris Paul:
Are you worried about all the hype you have been getting recently and do you think you can perform under the pressure and the spot light of the NBA?
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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 7, 2005 15:59:05 GMT -5
Question for Chris Paul: Are you worried about all the hype you have been getting recently and do you think you can perform under the pressure and the spot light of the NBA? |2uff CP3: Well, it was a big shock...so much different than college. But after 2 games, I'm starting to get a feel for it already. I feel really good about what I can do. I'm not feeling much pressure either. |
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McGahee
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Raaraaraa It's A Boy
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Post by McGahee on Oct 7, 2005 16:08:05 GMT -5
To George Shinn or whomever it applies...
Will you insult the city of New Orleans by putting "Charlotte" on the jersey instead of New Orleans?
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Post by O-S-U Oregon St fite fite fite on Oct 7, 2005 16:11:02 GMT -5
Chris Andersen: Yeah, you're white too. Let's see you even touch the rim, ya little (censored). Chris by the looks of it you cant touch the rim either. Have you developed a Jump shot? cause you need one |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 7, 2005 16:14:38 GMT -5
To George Shinn or whomever it applies... Will you insult the city of New Orleans by putting "Charlotte" on the jersey instead of New Orleans? *David Stern walks in* Yo...uh...well, ya know, the cost of that would be far greater than that of what the NBA can handle. Though we'd like to, we're gonna have to keep New Orleans on the jerseys, because we just don't have the finances to make them jerseys. The fans need to start getting out to games and see what the NBA has to offer...blah blah blah |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Oct 7, 2005 16:15:24 GMT -5
Chris Andersen: Yeah, you're white too. Let's see you even touch the rim, ya little (censored). Chris by the looks of it you cant touch the rim either. Have you developed a Jump shot? cause you need one Andersen: Yeah, well, at least my wingspan is bigger than my (censored), unlike yours, Mr. Big Shot Reporter. Talk to me when you get invited to a dunk contest. |
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