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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 7, 2005 9:22:42 GMT -5
Okay, so Paul Frye won the managing job after an Arte Moreno publicity stunt, and now Frye needs staff. He needs:
Bench Coach - Zach Bubububububia
Hitting Coach - Pedro Cerrano
Pitching Coach - Nolan Ryan
Bullpen Coach - Nguyen Luong
Strength and Conditioning Coach - The Rally Monkey
1st base coach - Joe Sanfriedo
3rd Base Coach - Justin Robey
The Rally Monkey - Jim Nafsder
Athletic Trainer - Dr. Fab Butts
First come, first serve. Please leave your name and desired position in this thread, and Mr. Frye will hire you.
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nafsder2007
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Post by nafsder2007 on Jun 7, 2005 9:56:15 GMT -5
The Rally Monkey-Jim Nafsder
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Post by sep on Jun 7, 2005 10:16:11 GMT -5
Bullpen coach - Nguyen Luong
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Post by Cerrano39 on Jun 7, 2005 11:13:38 GMT -5
Pedro Cerrano - Hitting Coach.
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Post by BstnRdSx on Jun 7, 2005 11:33:39 GMT -5
Bench Coach: Zach Bubububububia
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Post by bearcat on Jun 7, 2005 12:38:21 GMT -5
Pitching Coach - Nolan Ryan
Going back to his roots.
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jun 7, 2005 14:00:07 GMT -5
1st base coach: Joe Sanfriedo.
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Post by nafsder2007 on Jun 7, 2005 14:09:36 GMT -5
SCORE!!! I got the job. Now I just have to figure out how to fit into that monkey suit. Chances are, I'll be hiring a monkey to make all my appearances for me.
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Post by Boller2Clayton on Jun 7, 2005 14:22:57 GMT -5
justin robey 3rd base coach
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 7, 2005 14:25:16 GMT -5
One more opening - Strength and Conditioning Coach. It goes to...
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Post by nafsder2007 on Jun 7, 2005 15:09:52 GMT -5
One more opening - Strength and Conditioning Coach. It goes to... Well you know...*flexes*...you have to be incredibly in shape to be a Rally Monkey. *flexes again* Maybe I could show the team a thing or two about getting in shape. Strength and Conditioning Coach-the Rally Monkey |
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 7, 2005 15:27:24 GMT -5
Okay then...there's your staff. We'll see how many homers get muscled out with the ally Monkey as strength and conditioning coach...
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jun 7, 2005 15:42:27 GMT -5
Monkey's taking the cream and the clear. Someone get the urine man.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 7, 2005 16:29:04 GMT -5
It's the Whizzinator. If we find out the monkey's on steroids and/or using the Whizzinator, he will be "relieved" (hahaha) of his duties.
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Post by nafsder2007 on Jun 7, 2005 16:54:29 GMT -5
I swear, I had no idea the cream and the clear were steroids. I just took them because the zookeeper told me to.
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Post by allstarmike2k5 on Jun 7, 2005 16:59:12 GMT -5
are their any more available? i would like to have one  |
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Post by nafsder2007 on Jun 7, 2005 17:07:28 GMT -5
Since the Rally Monkey's decisions trump those of the owner, you can be the head groundskeeper.
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 7, 2005 17:50:05 GMT -5
He's not official. He can be head groundskeeper but he will not be acknowledged in the staff, thus making the Anaheim fans show animosity towards this groundskeeper.
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Post by not2shaby on Jun 7, 2005 21:50:41 GMT -5
I dont suppose I can be in charge of Player and Personel Confediential guiedence department can I?
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Post by detroitbasketball on Jun 8, 2005 20:27:53 GMT -5
Sure. You're in charge.
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