Anaheim Angels Managerial Dynasty

[detroitbasketball]

www.dynastycentral.com/dynasty/dynasty.asp?ID=11687

Check it out, I don't care if you'd like to rate, I'm doing this just to amuse myself pretty much. Rally Monkey's doing a wonderful job so far.

[nafsder2007]

Quick, hire a publicist just so I can fire him. Not a single picture of me? I'm going bananas (pardon the pun).

[detroitbasketball]

Mr. Rally Monkey Sir, we have hired you an agent and publicity coordinator. Your agent will lobby for $$ and endorsement deals, while your publicity coordinator will organize interviews and public appearances. After all, a national figure like you deserves nothing less than the best of representation.

*Drew Rosenhaus begins negotiations with Arte Moreno for a contract extension for the Rally Monkey*

[nafsder2007]

Well, now that he's hired, he has to go. I'm in the mood to fire someone. Despite the fact that he was not representing me during the incident that I am still fuming over, all blame has been placed on him.

By the way, I'm holding out until you double my daily banana rations.

[detroitbasketball]

In a parting shot today, the Rally Monkey's ex-agent, Drew Rosenhaus, negotiates a lifetime contract for the Rally Monkey with the Angels, paying over 50 bananas a day. He will also receive $6 million per year. His yearly banana total will amount to over 18,000 bananas.

[nafsder2007]

That contract wording is pretty iffy. Before I put my paw print on the dotted line, I need exact numbers. Over 50? Let's make it exactly 62 complete bananas. That puts my yearly total at 22,360. I've got a family to feed. That $6 million better be after taxes, not before. And I want the organization to upgrade my cage on their wallet, not mine. Something large and roomy with plenty of things to climb and lot's of children to make rude gestures at.

[detroitbasketball]

Drew Rosenhaus gets it done. He also got you endorsement deals with McDonalds and Nike paying over $30 million combined (after taxes).

[nafsder2007]

I had my people at Nike working round the clock to get this thing done and on store shelves tomorrow. From what I hear, they didn't even bother producing them. Just slapped some logos of me on top of some unsold Nike Shox. They wanted to call the Air Rally, but I figured we might as well make it look like I've been in the shoe business for a long time, so I had them start with the Air Rally XIX. I had them put it in Angel Red too.

[not2shaby]

Mr. Rally sir,

Is everything ok. I heard you were in a firing mood just the other day. How do your arms feels? You getting enough Vitamin Q? Are you feeling stressed out? Sometimes, does it feel like your the only one listenting to yourself? Contact me at 1-800-Angels1 ex-23

That's what we are here for at the Player and Personel Confediential guiedence department.

[detroitbasketball]

Mr. Rally Monkey Sir, the Mayor of Anaheim wishes to give you a key to the city for all of your public service in Anaheim.

Also, Mr. Rally Monkey Sir, the manager's official website has posted a tribute to you and you alone. I do hope it pleases you.

www.dynastycentral.com/dynasty/display_news.asp?ID=50254&dynasty_id=11687&year=2005

[nafsder2007]

Rally Monkey stopped taking Vitamin Q after it caused him to lose his "Jump Around" ability. The only vitamins Rally Monkey takes are anabolic steroids...errr...the cream and the clear. And Rally Monkey is pleased with the effort to give Rally Monkey the attention Rally Monkey deserves. For the organizations hard work, Rally Monkey grants one interview. And the first person in the media to point out that Rally Monkey now talks in the third person is going to get fired.

[detroitbasketball]

*over 100 media members try to crowd into Rally Monkey's private quarters until Geraldo Rivera finally makes it in*