Damon to Yanks

[Colossus Burgers]

Chuck Norris can play all 9 positions and sell hot dogs while curing cancer.

[JackTheRipper]

Chuck Norris is a hoax and a liar. He isn't .0000000000000000032% the man that Mr.T is right now, let alone during his A-Team days. Mr.T lets Norris live and try to build up a false legend, only so he can tear Norris down and reveal him for the fraud he is. Mr.T holds the cure for cancer: kicking it's ass and pittying fools.

[Colossus Burgers]

Rocky > Mr. T

[Loki]

sepsportsfanatic said:

And there goes the division, no way the BoSox even make the AL East race close this year. With Johnny batting infront of 3 possible Hall Of Famers..the division is theres to lose.

Don't jump to conclusions. Our Yankees have been doing this every year, picking up players, old players at that, and just completely play like garbage. Whether they're a pitcher, center fielder, or anything, they struggle when they get to us. Our coaching sucks..honestly. Mattingly can't get All-Stars to hit the ball and Stottlemyre couldn't get future hall of fame pitchers to pitch well. I won't be surprised when we do see Damon leading off hitting in the low .200's midseason nor will I be surprised if Boston or even Baltimore is ahead of us at the All-Star break because the entire line-up is below .300 and Hideki Matsui is still throwing balls into the stands with 2 outs.

Money and a team full of all-stars obviously isn't what's going to win a championship and I'm praying The Boss doesn't make anymore crazy moves. We've got a solid team with a starting rotation we could kill off of with Small, Wang, and Chacon in there (of course one or two are going to be taken out to make room for the crap we signed last year). I'm not totally sure about our bullpen this year but I'm sure we can make it work. I just don't want anymore 36-year old players who had a good season last year on my team because they're not going to have another breakout year.