darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 19:56:45 GMT -5
I approve both. MAN LAW!
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 20:00:36 GMT -5
MAN LAW!
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 20:25:26 GMT -5
Proposal :: It is ok to wet yourself when thinking about the comedic possibilities of a dynasty - Approved
Clause A PHAILED
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Jul 25, 2006 20:29:39 GMT -5
To the above:
A) This only applies if the dynasty is by KeeperEUSC, or one of his several aliases (i.e. MattyB, Muddspur, ect.)
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 25, 2006 20:31:47 GMT -5
I am going to approve the man law, but disapprove the amendment. Sorry, but these need to apply to all men and I want to tinkle myself when I think about my dynasties.
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 25, 2006 21:14:17 GMT -5
Man Law: Below The Belt
Description: Never hit a man below the belt. That is just wrong.
Clause A: If it is a light shot, beat him up.
Clause B: If it is a hard shot, you reserve the right to hit him back in the balls.
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Post by USN on Jul 25, 2006 21:56:27 GMT -5
I approve such law
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McGahee
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Post by McGahee on Jul 26, 2006 6:28:29 GMT -5
But what if the shot is so hard, that by the time you recover enough to hit him, he's gone (I'm referring to Clause B)? I think that's unfair. I propose that if one thing of that nature were to occur, the victim has the right to call up several of his buddies to jump him, and then allow the victim to get in a clean shot to the coco puffs...
Also, I'd like to propose some more...
Anybody that says ouch is a pussy...
Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies, as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time...
Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method...
Nobody is allowed to freakin diss Family Guy in any way!
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 26, 2006 8:50:43 GMT -5
I disapprove the second clause about saying ouch. I reserve the right no nurse a shot to the pills with a requisite ouch.
I approve the next three though.
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 8:54:48 GMT -5
Proposal:: When moving to a new house don't mark all the boxes the same. It can be confusing later
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 26, 2006 8:57:02 GMT -5
Real men don't pack! NO!
Man Law Name: Threesome Law
Description: When in a threesome, under no circumstances may the third member have a tallywacker.
a) The second girl cannot be fat or have an STD.
b) If the second girl has a borderline moustache, get out.
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 8:58:42 GMT -5
what about the first girl?
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darjarbinx
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Post by darjarbinx on Jul 26, 2006 9:03:02 GMT -5
It is assumed she is your girlfriend so you would not be dating a horse in the first place.
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 9:03:49 GMT -5
good by me... Approved!
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Maize
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Post by Maize on Jul 26, 2006 9:36:55 GMT -5
If anyone watches Entourage, we all know there are a couple more laws to threesomes....
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Post by Freak93 on Jul 26, 2006 11:04:01 GMT -5
But what if the shot is so hard, that by the time you recover enough to hit him, he's gone (I'm referring to Clause B)? I think that's unfair. I propose that if one thing of that nature were to occur, the victim has the right to call up several of his buddies to jump him, and then allow the victim to get in a clean shot to the coco puffs... If you hit someone in the nuts, you get that shot back. The person who received the shot must get fair revenge. If the receivers friends jump him, does he really get redemption? |
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Buzz Killington
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Post by Buzz Killington on Jul 26, 2006 11:48:01 GMT -5
Man Law: Man Law Violation Law
Description: Anyone who violates ANY man law shall face the same punishment as the Man Law Misconception Law.
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USN
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Post by USN on Jul 26, 2006 11:52:03 GMT -5
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Keeper
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MONTANA TIME!
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Post by Keeper on Jul 26, 2006 13:21:33 GMT -5
When seated during the duration of a sporting event, one must wait until a prolonged stoppage of play, end of quarter, or halftime to leave his seat, so as not to disrupt the view of other men watching the match.
Clause A) The only time this applies at NASCAR races is during the first and last 20 miles of a race.
Clause B) During the last period of play in a game, if your team is currently behind, you may not leave for any reason what so ever, due to your team's continued need for your support.
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Post by dkgojackets on Jul 26, 2006 13:52:39 GMT -5
As an addition to Keeper's, one must take the route to the steps which crosses the fewest number of people, unless the longer route leads you directly by a hot girl.
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