Awkward

[JackTheRipper]

Wow. Just..wow.

[cooljayhu]

I'm telling you freak one day this will all be yours. Being legally able to drink is like a magical wonderland of amazing drunk tales just waiting to happen.

[Freak93]

All I know is I have a lot of growing up to do before getting some of those tales.


Still, a strap-on...

[cooljayhu]

see I am not that much older than you. Your what 17? So only 3 years. Dude there will come when you have many a tale to tell. Although the whole drinking age thing has matured me alot I guess. Seriously you country is a bunch of wooden-shoe wearing prunes.

[Freak93]

19 on the outside, about 10 on the inside.

To be honest, I want to go out to your neck of the woods. Western Canada seems like a fun trip. A road trip there would be great but terribly expensive.

[cooljayhu]

honestly there isn't much to see. I think me and my friends make it a hell of alot more interesting than it is. You have to understand something though we used to go out like 2-3 times a week so for every crazy night we had there were 20 or 30 others where we went home alone or to the strip club just so we could see a naked chick.

So I guess what I am trying to say is you have to be patient, bide your time cause eventually you'll have a crazy tale to call your own and there ain't nothing like it.

[Sportsbuck]

I walked in on my best friend naked.. that was some awkward shit, she wasn't mad though because it was an accident.. (But holy shit she is hot as hell naked)

[cooljayhu]

sportsbuck2745 said:

I walked in on my best friend naked.. that was some awkward shit, he wasn't mad though because it was an accident.. (But holy shit he is hot as hell naked)

fixed. Sorry buck just way too easy

[Sportsbuck]

Bah you suck cooljay.

[Freak93]

My friend and I were playing hide and go seek in the apartment building his grandparents own when we were about 8 years old. He saw an old lady who was like 80 completely buck naked.

[JackTheRipper]

freak93 said:

My friend and I were playing hide and go seek in the apartment building his grandparents own when we were about 8 years old. He saw an old lady who was like 80 completely buck naked.

Hot.

[Freak93]

jacktheripper said:

freak93 said:

My friend and I were playing hide and go seek in the apartment building his grandparents own when we were about 8 years old. He saw an old lady who was like 80 completely buck naked.

Hot.

That is what I tried to tell him. Apparently sagging skin is now repulsive.

[JackTheRipper]

freak93 said:

jacktheripper said:

Hot.

That is what I tried to tell him. Apparently sagging skin is now repulsive.

You need new friends.

[Claytons Crew]

This is the little bit of the story as I can remember it.

After work I went to a party that was being held for a jockey. Of course there was beer and whiskey there and I'm only 19 and would not have been allowed to go if I hadn't had this jockey ride my horses before but he was cool with it. After a few beers and shots with this decent looking girl (I'd say about a 7.5, face was good, brunet hair, about a C, but she was short, like 5'3) we decide to back to my place. The parents were out of town so my sister was staying at my house. It was like 2 when we got home and we started getting busy. The most I remember was she was loud but I thought my sister wouldn't hear. She had a friend pick her up at like 8 in the morning, I was up but to hungover to say anything so I acted like I was still sleeping. I got out of bed around 10 and stumbled into the kitchen where my sister was eating breakfast. I didn't even get a "good morning", I got a "how was she?". It was the most awkward moment in my life. I didn't know what to say, so I changed the subject and said "are these pancakes low fat?"

I couldn't believe it.

[Freak93]

david said:

Backing out now is an open invitation for terrorism throughout the world.

That girl sounds like quite the bitch.

[I am a huge CUNT]

sportsbuck2745 said:

I walked in on my best friend naked.. that was some awkward shit, she wasn't mad though because it was an accident.. (But holy shit she is hot as hell naked)

DETAILS!! or did you not see much?

[Sportsbuck]

msuspartan2 said:

sportsbuck2745 said:

I walked in on my best friend naked.. that was some awkward shit, she wasn't mad though because it was an accident.. (But holy shit she is hot as hell naked)

DETAILS!! or did you not see much?

I saw everything from the back, and waist up from the front.

[Claytons Crew]

It useless telling us unless you have a pic of her, Sportsbuck.

[Just Blaze]

sportsbuck2745 said:

msuspartan2 said:

DETAILS!! or did you not see much?

I saw everything from the back, and waist up from the front.

damn, she must of let you look at her goods for a long ass time. hell, i walked in on my old girlfriend 2 years ago and she yelled at me lol. but we were chill after she got dressed and we went out.

[Keeper]

Guy should've taken taken it in the ass, she was a 9, and he could've kept the detail to himself.